Andrew: Andrew doesn’t want to be a “No-funs-nik”
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Andrew: Andrew has an itch on the side of his brain
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Andrew: “Anyway… good story”
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Andrew: “Bullets were dodged”
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Andrew: “Day song”
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Andrew: “Free Burbank!”
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Andrew: Going bleeding heart on it
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Andrew: “Greased up and ready to party”
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Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t blame you.”
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Andrew: “It’s, ooh, don’t do that, ooh, yikes”
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Andrew: “Maybe I should just walk in with a shirt that says ‘Doesn’t Sing’. And then, on the back, it can say ‘Free Meek’.”
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Andrew: “My point is, you dodged a couple of bullets today.”
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Andrew: “Or I really gotta see a fucking doctor”
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Andrew: “President Obama with his evening plans”
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Andrew: Singing “One English Summer”
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Andrew: “Thanks for asking”
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Andrew: “This is a weird show today, but I’m really enjoying it”
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Andrew: “Which is a straight up lie”
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Andrew: “Why do you want to?!?”
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Andrew: “You know, I figure there is a day where I’ll be able to take off my shirt in public or a waterpark, or something. Hopefully not like at Denny’s.”
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Andrew: “You re-reading it… Maybe it in that lush tone of yours”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew started the show with a hot take
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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke! Yo.”
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Andrew and Luke: “How dare you Alecia? How dare you say that?”
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Luke: “Alright, you’ve outsmarted me.”
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Luke: “By the way, pardon my slingblading”
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: Chuckling #2
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Luke: “Do you want to kick it off P-Fletch?”
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Luke: “God, you got the world on a string”
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Luke: “I am homeless!”
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Luke: “I am starving!”
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Luke: “I could try to Dori Monson it up”
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Luke: “It’s a hard-‘Ahn’?”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Oh my gosh”
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Luke: “Oh, are you kidding me? Karaoke songs never die.”
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Luke: “This music is putting me to sleep like a box fan.”
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Luke: “To look out at a sea of humanity flying inside of an aluminum, fart-filled tube”
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Luke: “Well, you’ve short-circuited my argument.”
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Luke: “When the booze starts to flow, it will take the edge off.”
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Luke: “Yo.”
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Luke and Andrew: Fans on YouTube
Luke and Andrew: Fear is like the thin piece of paper football players run through
Luke and Andrew: “If you do ever sing, can your title for the karaoke screen be ‘Andrew and The Nofunniks’? Yes. That is a promise I can make. That’s a promise I can make.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke is often an occasional listener to the show, even when doing the show
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Luke and Andrew: “Okay. Well, I’m full of advice (Okay) and gas”
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Luke and Andrew: Throat Sounds
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Luke and Andrew: Throat Sounds #2
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Luke, Phyllis and Andrew: Message of the song is the opposite of what the show stands for
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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “You remember the time…? Yeah, I remember the time. Why don’t you get kidnapped and have some new shit happen to you?!?! Whoa.”
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