Andrew: “According to the chart I made up for salad makin'”
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Andrew: “Being like, ‘Ha-ha! I’m paying lettuce prices for chicken!'”
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Andrew: Broccoli-flavored marshmallows
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Andrew: Case of the Sposdas
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Andrew: Disgusted Sound
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Andrew: “I think I forgot that people listen to the podcast, when I was talking with you about my insecurities on Friday.”
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Andrew: “Oh, yeah.”
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Andrew: “Right. And that’s, yeah, because we’re not eleven anymore. We’re not going up to the salad like it’s the first and last salad bar we will ever see.”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “This is gnarly.”
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Andrew: “We’ve talked about the listeners enough. Can we talk about me for a second?”
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Andrew: “Well, I mean, I think this is the Susie Burbank in you talking right now.”
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Andrew: “Well, I was just getting warmed up; but, I guess, if you just want to rush the salad conversation along… Fine.”
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Andrew: “When you paused, I almost just said, ‘Don’t. Don’t!'”
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Andrew: “Where’s my phone?”
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Andrew: “You got, wait, you got your broccoli in my marshmallow! You got your marshmallow in my broccoli!”
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Andrew and Luke: Beginning of Marshmallow Talk
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Andrew and Luke: “Nice! Yeah. That’s a, that’s a, that’s a bet that you both won and lost. Yep. Yep, yes indeedy. Yup. Yup. Yup.”
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Luke: “Am I being a fool, a damn fool?”
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Luke: “Andrew, this is one of the better ideas you’ve had in weeks.”
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Luke: “Bellingham: The Bay City of Subdued Excitement”
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Luke: “Haggen”
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Luke: “I don’t know, like, hipster-y in a normcore way.”
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Luke: “I have a new taste sensation that’s sweeping my nation.”
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Luke: “I want to say hi to this guy. He’s a Doctor Professor of Cleveland Browns football watching.”
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Luke: “It smells like I over did it.”
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Luke: “It’s gonna be all… all salad bar, all the time.”
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Luke: Talking like the Lucky Charms’s Leprechaun
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Luke: “Wham, bam, thank you announcement.”
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Luke: “Where’s your mobile, your mobile platform?”
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Luke: “Wow, you’re a, you’re a hardcore and committed, marshmallow non-catalog celebrator.”
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Luke: “Yeah.”
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Luke: “Yeah, so pitted.”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is anti-chickpeas
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Luke and Andrew: Dark humor about trampling deaths at Walmart on Black Friday
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Luke and Andrew: Luke celebrates cucumber’s entire catalog
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Luke and Andrew: Luke made a solid joke involving Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet
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Luke and Andrew: Over-deprecation Town and Pulling Nose Up on Negativity Train
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Luke and Andrew: “That ‘lettuce prices for chicken’ is a strong show title. Okay, we’ll write that one down too.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Uh-huh. It’s true. Yeah, yeah. Umm…”
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Luke and Andrew: Vitamin Plum
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Luke and Andrew: “You just dropped a ‘Pa-paaah!’ (‘Pa-paaah!’)”
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