Andrew: Andrew does not like the trend of “lessons learned” in TV shows and movies
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Andrew: Andrew needs to calm down and stop swearing
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Andrew: “But, I didn’t clean up the Rainn Wilson thing yesterday. That took a lot of discipline to let that piece of torturous tape stay in the show.”
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Andrew: “Hey, can I get extra napkins with that? I’m really messy.”
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Andrew: “I am, I’m alright. I’m sweaty as the Dickens.”
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Andrew: “I’m at a restaurant, I just ordered a meatball sandwich. Yeah, Luke, it’s a footlong. I have a weight problem.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Oh, wow.”
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Andrew: “Oh! Stars in the night sky.”
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Andrew: “Pardon me, dessert sandwich.”
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Andrew: “They give you two tiny little napkins, and you ordered a footlong meatball sandwich that is just gonna be all over your beard.”
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Andrew: “This is a true story and a short story. Thankfully, I’m sure, to the listeners.”
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Andrew: “This is definitely a Luke Burbank song. No doubt about it.”
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Andrew: “This is gonna be really embarrassing for me. I love playing games like this, but I’m also such a dingus.”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew does his dog impression
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Andrew and Luke: “Fletch! … P-Fletch.”
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Andrew and Luke: Music for Your Worbkend
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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hodor Doctor Professor Hollywood’ Walsh”
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Luke: “Anyone save room for dessert sandwiches?”
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Luke: “Confidential to the Lowe’s Corporation: Get your shit together. And also, I hope that they have 221 square feet of this particular floor tile that I gonna go down and buy later today.”
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Luke: “Hi folks! Guess what this is?”
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Luke: “Hi. Nice to meet you.”
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Luke: “Holy shit! Can I buy you lunch or something? You’re amazing.”
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Luke: “I don’t really know if it’s the pentameter or not, but the scansion, the rhythm of this rhyme is fucked, Andrew.”
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Luke: “I feel like it would be more on my radar if they could get a child molester to endorse these mythical sandwiches.”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “OMG, bro!”
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Luke: “That’s the part that just truly floored me. Man, talk about four on the floor, Andrew. That’s one story that was flooring me.”
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Luke: “You’re the boss, applesauce.”
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Luke and Andrew: Coughing the Calories Away
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Luke and Andrew: “Give me a brark! Dolphin-ately.”
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Luke and Andrew: It’s Luke Friday and Andrew’s Worbday
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Luke and Andrew: Luke reading the Wheel of Fortune puzzle letter by letter and space by space to Andrew
Luke and Andrew: Negative Town, Abobo Town and Inappropriate City
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Luke and Andrew: Repeatedly saying “I dunno”
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Luke and Andrew: “Things Your Uncle Says After Two Coors Lights. Now, that is an episode of Wheel of Fortune I would watch, right? Oh my god, that would be so good… There’s got to be a game we can build around that.”
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