Tag: #1978

Luke: “And then Smart Water, I’m like, I want to be smart!”

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Luke: “And, umm, I got into the bathroom and I was jigging out. I was getting jiggy with it.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hollywood Hodor Tapioca Future Magic Castle Attendee’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Do you even Prairie Home, bro?”

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Luke: Doing the “Na na na na” bit from Will Smith’s “Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It”

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Luke: “Feel the burn.”

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Luke: “Hornswoggle”

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Luke: “I’m class out the ass.”

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Luke: “I’m half a Durst”

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Luke: “I’m hardcore Dreamcatchering”

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Luke: “Is this dive too deep for you, bro?”

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Luke: “It’s just all farts”

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Luke: “It’s just all farts” with Andrew laughing

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Luke: “It’s-a like a Depends for my insides, and it draws up all of the moisture.”

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Luke: “Kate Smith, or excuse me, kiss, listener, or maybe kistener.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Listen to the Keith, bro!”

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Luke: “Night Pizza”

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Luke: “Nirvanna”

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Luke: “Noticing”

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Luke: “Oh, God.”

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Luke: “Oh, my God, am I Susie Burbank’s son.”

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Luke: Reciting lyrics from Cypress Hill’s “Insane In The Membrane”

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Luke: “Shoot the Christmas tree!!!”

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Luke: Singing “Return of the drops. Oh my God!”

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Luke: Singing “Return of the Mack”

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Luke: Singing “There goes my hero” from Foo Fighter’s “My Hero”

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Luke: “This is, will send our listeners scrambling down a WebMD rabbit hole, and then telling me about it.”

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Luke: “This one is going, this one is going to Dreams Small Claims Court.”

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Luke: “Umm, can I file a claim for my laptop?”

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Luke: “When I wants me a Billy Bass, I gets me a Billy Bass.”

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Luke: “Whoo-whoo”

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Luke and Andrew: Doot-dooing melody of “Tom’s Diner” by Suzanne Vega

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Luke and Andrew: “Guess what Andrew? Huh. I have peed my pants now.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I meant Duck Tales. Woah-oh!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was like, ‘Well, this one goes to three. (Right. Absolutely.) Why don’t you make, why don’t you make two tighter? This one goes to three. (Right.)'”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve only found one thing that works. Wearing diapers to bed.”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you’re Luke Burbank, you file fraudulent claims. It’s what you do.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke reading/reciting lyrics from Cypress Hill’s “Insane In The Membrane”

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Luke and Andrew: New take on Talking Heads’s “Once In A Lifetime”

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Luke and Andrew: “Our first e-mail is actually a v-mail. Our first b-mail is actually a v-mail. This is a weirdly punchy show for a Tuesday. It really is. Oh my God, Friday’s going to be a mess.”

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Andrew: Andrew uses “rounds of drinks at a bar” as a unit of monetary measurement

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Andrew: “Ha-ha!”

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Andrew: “Ha!”

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Andrew: “Huh.”

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Andrew: “I’m just a lazy, fat bastard.”

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Andrew: “I’m just talking to the world here, Luke.”

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Andrew: “I’ve always been kind of a burn dog though.”

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Andrew: “It’s raining like a cow pissin’ on a flat rock.”

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Andrew: “It’s so funny, this life of ours.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, Friday’s going to be a mess.”

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Andrew: Saying “Woah-oh!” a la Duck Tales theme song

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Andrew: “That was the creepiest moment in TBTL history.”

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Andrew: “This is making me have to go to the bathroom; and, I’ll bet ya a millions bucks, I’m not the only one.”

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Andrew: “Whatever.”

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Andrew: “Who pushed the fish?”

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Andrew: “Yeah.”

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Andrew: “You PHC, bro?”

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Andrew: “You’re making the classic mistake of thinking the show is about the listeners.”

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Andrew and Luke: High point or low point of American podcasting

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Andrew and Luke: “Hundo and five hundo us to death, like it’s (That’s rich.) ridiculous. That’s rich. That’s rich.”

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Andrew and Luke: “She’s a hep cat! Yeah, yeah. She’s outta sight, man!”

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Andrew and Luke: Steve Nelson drop is now a mash-up of first few notes of Seahawks Rap, El Ropo and Luke vocalizing the end of El Ropo and donkey sounds

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