At the beginning of the podcart, Andrew recorded a warning to the listeners regarding Santa Claus talk that #2010 contained and that it might not be something children would want to hear. Below is that warning:
Andrew: Pre-show warning about Santa Claus talk
Andrew: Chuckling
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Andrew: “Cleveland, Luke!”
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Andrew: “I don’t wanna ruin anybody’s thing!”
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Andrew: “I dunno!”
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Andrew: “I even effed that up!!! Jesus, Christmas!”
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Andrew: “I’m taking it one game at a time, Burbank!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: “Santa brought a nail gun”
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Andrew: “The beauty of being me.”
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Andrew: “We make mistakes… sometimes.”
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Andrew: “You seem so fragile, Luke. It’s rare that I see you so fragile.”
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Andrew and Luke: Saying “I think it’s Camarillo” almost in unison
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Luke: “And I’m not going to guess, Andrew. I’m not going to guess anymore on this show.”
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Luke: “Crimenetly, that was bad.”
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Luke: “Exactly what America wants is a guy named Luke Burbank, that’s me.”
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Luke: “Get it together!”
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Luke: “Hey, Rudy! Put down the blood-soaked bone.”
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Luke: “Hold on, I gotta let her out. Sorry. Yeah, it was me. I let the dog out.”
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Luke: “I dare somebody correct me on that!”
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Luke: “I guess”
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Luke: “I will be God-damned if some diabetic, bearded fantasy gets the credit for this Powerpuff Girl-related merchandise that I used my student loan money to pay for. I will be God damn [sic].”
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Luke: “I’m not one to stick my nose where it doesn’t belong”
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Luke: “It is such a bummer!”
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Luke: “It really out Roundball Rocks Roundball Rock, Andrew.”
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Luke: “O as in Olestra. Why would he use a thing that makes you have chip diarrhea, I don’t know.”
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Luke: “Santa’s not coming for you.”
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Luke: “So, that was a real… That was a real Texas three-step. Criminetly, that was bad.”
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Luke: “Tony C… made it out again.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Even at this point… Oh shit, the dog just found out there’s no Santa. Oh, this is… This is sad.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Everything seems normal here! (Oh, God!)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Holy… (What? What?) Holy coincidence, Walsh! (What?)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know. If you’ve got it, flaunt it. I dunno!”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s growing, Andrew, like a fungus. Like a disease, spreading out from the core!”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke forgot that he needed to say “No mountain too tall”
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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain too tall and good luck to all!”
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Luke and Andrew: “So Andrew, I’m a good person. Yeah, no. You sound, you sound. Boy, it must be great working with you.”
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