Tag: #2012

Luke: “Andrew ‘Drosselmeyer’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Counter-what? Counter-who?”

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “Don’t do this, kids.”

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Luke: “Get rid of the ink blots, start showing me some shit blots from a raven, and you’ll learn, it’s a window into my soul.”

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Luke: “I shit you not.”

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Luke: “I’ll throw some of this other great content at you.”

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Luke: “I’m a schvitzer.”

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Luke: “I’m BYOB, I bring my own belly.”

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Luke: “If you play your cards right, I might give you a chocolate factory outfit.”

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Luke: “It was a regrettable, yet mutually sarcastic event.”

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Luke: “It’s Larry before Gary”

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Luke: “It’s Larry before Gary, and things will get hairy.”

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Luke: “Larry skies at night, sailor’s delights. I don’t know. Alright.”

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Luke: “Let me, let me lay this knowledge on you.”

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Luke: “Listen buddy! I staked out this as pod-town long ago.”

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Luke: “Not cool.”

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Luke: “Our supporters of the day, the Catherine T. MacAuthur Foundation. Wait, that’s really NPR.”

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Luke: “Please stop admonishing the listeners, Andrew.”

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Luke: “Turn on your Zantac!”

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Luke: “We are recording this on, let’s see, it’s December 15th, in the year of our Lord, Twenty Fifteen.”

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Luke: “We’ve got this special sauce called our navels, and we’re gonna gaze at them.”

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Luke: “What’s up, dude!”

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Luke and Andrew: “A raven just landed in front of me and dropped a steaming deuce! Oh, God!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Beautiful! Finally (Great.) getting our Christmas on.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s childhood friend hasn’t changed one iota

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Oh, hey Carey. Oh, hey Carey. Wanna to play football?” a la Tommy Wiseau in “The Room”

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Luke and Andrew: “She pays your salary! (That’s right!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “They do what they want to do, say what they want to say, live how they want to live, play how they want to play, Addams Family. (Ohh!) Too legit. (Yeah.) Too legit.”

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Andrew: “Dancers are like fancy poodles.”

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Andrew: “Don’t, don’t pull it out! Like, you have to stay in there the whole time.”

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Andrew: Explaining what to do when using a Chip and PIN credit card

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Andrew: “God made Sherry and Larry, not Barry…”

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Andrew: “Have you hugged a Gary today?”

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Andrew: “Hey, I live there.”

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Andrew: “Hug a Larry Day isn’t until the summer!”

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Andrew: “I like my rituals.”

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Andrew: “I’m dazzled, I’m dazzled!”

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Andrew: “I’m not violent!!!”

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Andrew: “I’m proud of you, though, for when she said, ‘You should get that checked out.’ I’m proud that you didn’t shout ‘You should get your’s checked out!'”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m done. I’m out. Can we roll closing music?”

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Andrew: “It’s now this ripped open carcass of ugliness that you have to deal with.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “My takeaway from is that you think the better part of being a bird is that you can shit anywhere; whereas, most people, the better part of being a bird is that you can fly.”

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Andrew: “No.”

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Andrew: “No, I wouldn’t prefer that. I like my rituals. I like knowing that there’s a modicum of privacy.”

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Andrew: “No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is what you do.”

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Andrew: “No! No! Wait. What? Are you joking?”

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Andrew: “Oh, God damn.”

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Andrew: “Ohh, I like it! Like, real NPR style!”

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Andrew: Sound effect of someone shoplifting

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Andrew: “This is what you do; and, if you can get this on tape, all the better.”

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Andrew: “What’cha doin’ here!?!”

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Andrew: “Yes! Why, why did this suddenly happen to our world? Everything was fine until, like, one day in 2002, I woke up and I couldn’t open anything anymore.”

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Andrew: “You still talking? Huh? Sorry, I’m Googling.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew made a sound effect of someone shoplifting and Luke thought it was a glitch in the phone connection

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s boisterous laughter and Luke saying “He waxes it just to the right point.”

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Andrew and Luke: Attempting to find ways to remember if it’s Gary or Larry

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, it’s easy to remember. It’s always, Spring Gary, Fall Larry. No, wait. Hold on. It’s, wait, no that’s not entirely right. It is, it’s Autumn Barrys… No, wait.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what? We use every part of the joke. Yes, we do. Including, the joke about using every part of the joke.”

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