The guys played two TBTL Voicemail Line jingles during the show. The first one that they played was by Listener Jim and while it was playing, Luke had a little too much fun with it.
The second one was by Listener Jason, who pulled several clips from Marsupial Gurgle and incorporated it into his jingle.
Andrew: “Hey guys, I did it.”
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Andrew: “I don’t want it to stop!”
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Andrew: “I met the Stu-bot for the very, very first time today. We hugged.”
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Andrew: “I should be proud of calm Andrew.”
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Andrew: “I took the train!”
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Andrew: “I’m gonna talk to the real Luke Burbank here for a second.”
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Andrew: “I’m just gonna sit back and wait for Luke to say something and then I’ll ruin it, like I usually do.”
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Andrew: “It’s still not great, but it’s not as bad as you think!”
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, you son of a bitch!”
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “This is great!”
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Andrew: “Stu, can you take over for Luke again, please? I’m feeling uncomfortable.”
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Andrew: “There is only one right answer!”
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Andrew: “This is why nobody wanted to hang out with me in high school, by the way; because, I’m just not fun.”
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Andrew: “This one will be Yup or Nup. Yup or Nope.”
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Andrew: “Yup. That’s good music!”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke says “Yeah.”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’m beating up on my friend Andrew. Don’t do that. Don’t do that.”
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Andrew and Luke: Marsupial Gurgle Name Drop
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Andrew and Luke: Power Outs, Power Ins and Power Middles
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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Brace yourself, Stu-bot, brace yourself. Okay.”
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Andrew, Luke and Steve Neuman: Cardigan Welsh Orggie or Welsh Corgie (or Orgy)
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Andrew, Luke and Steve Neuman: “It just, it just sneaks and it just prowls through the streets. Like a hamster. Or an airship.”
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Luke: “Brace yourself, new Luke.”
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Luke: “If, if Stu is the fake Luke Burbank, I vote for the fake Luke Burbank…”
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Luke: “Lu-bot!”
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Luke: “My keister”
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Luke: “No(pe)!”
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Luke: “Oh, this’ll all go. This is a gut job!”
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Luke: “Oh. My. God!”
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Luke: “Road hard, put-away wet, Keith Richards-looking mofos.”
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Luke: Singing “Clang, clang, clang went the trolley.”
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Luke: Singing “TBTL”
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Luke: “Who gives a fuck?”
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Luke: “Yep!”
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Luke: “You guys, this madness cannot go on any longer.”
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Luke: “You hit the Legal ID. If she freaks out, stop!”
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Luke and Andrew: Baths and Floating Soup
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Luke and Andrew: “Slightly moldy is totally shot, yes. Let me quote Miracle Max, ‘Slightly moldy is still totally shot.’ Okay.”
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Luke and Andrew: Wooting and Whooping
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Luke and Steve Neuman: “Here’s what I look for in a show… Nakedness and fear? Yeah.”
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Luke and Steve Neuman: Singing “The plan keeps coming up again”
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Steve Neuman: “Andrew ‘The Body’ Walsh”
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Steve Neuman: “Hey there ladies and gentlemen, I am your host, Luke Burbank, coming to you from the mothership of American Public Media in St. Paul, Minnesota… The Bay City.”
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Steve Neuman: “The weather here matches my mood. It’s cloudy, rainy, and maybe a little drafty? That, that doesn’t make sense, it doesn’t make sense at all!”
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Steve Neuman and Luke: “Brothers don’t shake hands, brothers hug. Brothers gotta hug!”
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Steve Neuman and Luke: “You’re more of a, like, you know, Whitecollarsburg. Podcastville? Soft hands. Audiotown?”
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