The guys played a TBTL Voicemail Line jingle that listener Colleen submitted.
Andrew: “Come here! You’re gonna have more fun here!”
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Andrew: “How do we get out of this segment!?!”
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Andrew: “I care… too much.”
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Andrew: “I have this disease where I can’t think something and not vocalize it.”
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Andrew: “I just spilled coffee on the board, son of a gun. Oh, well.”
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Andrew: “My name, as I hope you know, is Andrew Walsh.”
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Andrew: “Never shit where you produce.”
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Andrew: “Oh my gosh, yes! Holy cow! I momentarily forgot what our Top Stories are; and, then I just looked, and I’m very excited about the first one.”
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Andrew: “Oh, no!”
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Andrew: “So, I fled the youth.”
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Andrew: “Stu ‘The Stu-bot’ Neuman”
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Andrew: “Wait! Hold on, I’m not, I’m not joking and I know that I’m a bit of a dingbat.”
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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Does anybody have a power out? Who’s got a power out here? I do, I need a power out!”
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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Luke likes his steaks well-done… What the hell!?!”
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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Somebody was screaming in the microphones and hitting these drum-shaped things. Those are drums. Oh, gotcha.”
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Andrew, John Moe and Steve Neuman: Andrew’s Bathroom Story
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Andrew, John Moe and Steve Neuman: Great Waters is the Mitt Romney of drinking establishments
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Andrew, John Moe and Steve Neuman: “Oh, by the way, I don’t have a timer going. I have literally no idea how long we’ve been recording. Oh, for a while. Yeah, it feels like for a long time, I know that!”
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Andrew, Steve Neuman and John Moe: “God damn it, guys. I told you, we’re not talking politics! We talked Designing Women, not politics. If you want to project politics on to Delta Burke… or anything onto Delta Burke. Oh, Jesus, God damn it. Oh, come on! I’m cutting that out! Alright.”
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Andrew, Steve Neuman and John Moe: “John Moe, not associated with TBTL… Anymore!”
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Andrew, Steve Neuman and John Moe: Sky Wall
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Andrew, Steve Neuman and John Moe: “Stu was the journalist! That’s right. That’s right.”
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John Moe: “I don’t wanna big [sic] fun, I do wanna make fun of your listeners, but I ought not make fun of your listeners. I mustn’t make fun of your listeners.”
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John Moe: “I’m getting how podcasts work now.”
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John Moe: “Never assume the lack of cheese in the upper-Midwest.”
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John Moe: “Oh, my!”
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John Moe and Andrew: “Don’t poop where you cut tape, (Right!) is what Mark Twain used to say. Yes, that’s the more public radio way of saying it, for sure.”
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John Moe and Andrew: “Ripped from the headlines. (Just like that!) It’s like Law and Order in here. That’s right! Who needs Luke?”
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John Moe and Andrew: “Well, let’s be face it. Let’s be face it. Let’s be face it!”
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John Moe, Andrew and Steve Neuman: Arianna Venti
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John Moe, Andrew and Steve Neuman: Lieutenant Laser recently promoted to Major Laser
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Steve Neuman: Whispering “It’s a good, it’s good deli, it’s a good deli.”
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Steve Neuman and Andrew: “Hello. How are you? Oh! You do talk like a machine.”
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Steve Neuman and Andrew: “Twinkie Town. Twinkie Town. Twinkie Town. It’s a great name. It’s a horrible name.”
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