Andrew: Andrew doesn’t give a shit if he sounds like an old man
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Andrew: “Are you kidding me man? I love driving when I’m high! It’s just like, it’s just like, riding that magic carpet.”
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Andrew: “Because, that’s how insane people, like me, see the world.”
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Andrew: “Could you stop Swedesplaining this to me, please?”
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Andrew: “Hey, man, wanna, wanna roll a doobie?”
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Andrew: “I don’t know. I don’t think I’m touching it. I don’t think I’m messing with it.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “Where the weed is, is legal… and the… I’m out.”
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Andrew: “Yeah… Impregnate all the girls!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve never been able to do a magic eye. Really? Yeah, my eyes are all jacked up.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Is this one of those situations where, no matter what happens here, I have to laugh, right? Mmm-hmm, yes. Okay. It is one, it’s exactly one of those situations.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Just what the hell is going on with the youth of America? This is exactly what I’m trying to figure out, Walsh!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, ‘Sleeping With The Enemy’! ‘Sleeping With The Enemy’, I just thought of it (Yes), Andrew. Edit to that point, will ya? You’re leaving all of this in as proof. I am not, I’m gonna edit, I’m gonna edit! Um, I don’t know. I might leave it in.”
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Luke: “All you do is spin around. It’s all you dos is get dizzy.”
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Luke: “Bridge… Over Troubled Podcast”
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Luke: “I missed my flight a few weeks ago, because I’m a dingus.”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Often say a photo is worth a thousand words, this photo is worth a millions words. And, we’ll lay down at least nine-hundred thousand of them on this here Thursday edition of the show.”
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Luke: “So, uh, we, we sexted a little bit last night.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “Jeremiah was an Uber driver!” and Andrew saying “Oh, no.”
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Luke and Andrew: “No, he would say ‘Knock the horns off, wipe its butt and send it up.’ Eww, so gross!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, you’re Team Piper. Oh, yeah! I thought we made that clear. Hmm… okay. Interesting. Yeah.”
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Luke and Andrew: “This is my happening, and I’m freaking out! This is your happening, and I’m freaking out.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Trucks, trucks, and more trucks! Tell ’em The Bone sent ya!”
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