Luke and Andrew played a TBTL Voicemail Line Jingle from the show’s Dazzling Donor, Dr. Jim Hsu, as part of his Dazzling Donor message:
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Andrew: “Blah, blah, blah.”
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Andrew: “I need more time!”
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Andrew: “I would like to apologize to the citizens of Tallanasty.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, shit!”
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Andrew: Marsupial Gurgle Name Drop
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Andrew: “Oh, my.”
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Andrew: “Rutabaga, rutabaga, rutabaga.”
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Andrew: “That’s what turns my brown upside down… right there.”
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Andrew: “The Big Guava”
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Andrew: “Umm, I’ve been having dreams about, like, choking everybody I know. No, I’m just joking.”
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Andrew: “Why are you fucking downloading Law and Order!?!”
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Andrew: “You don’t have to go to Friday’s, but you can’t stay here.”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew needed a buffet of some kind
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Luke: “And it was sublime.”
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Luke: Attempting a Columbo impression by saying “I was listening to your program on my car radio.”
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Luke: Attempting to do a Christopher Walken impression
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Luke: “Don’t people get diarrhea from that?”
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Luke: “I mean, I would be a hard no on that.”
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Luke: “I was able to smuggle in all of the Head and Shoulders shampoo that I’ve stored in my rectum.”
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Luke: “I was knee-deep in the hoopla last night.”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Let me recombobulate that!”
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Luke: “Let me, let me further unpack that.”
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Luke: Saying “Rubber baby buggy bumpers. Rubber baby bubby…” in a Columbo-like voice
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Luke: “Sun Sauce!”
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Luke: TBTL Late Checkout Drinking Game
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Luke: “The diet’s going well, by the way.”
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Luke: “What an S-hole. Look at us, aren’t we, aren’t we ironic?”
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Luke: “What’s, what’s been turning your brown right side down?”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke apologizing to the listeners for everything
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Luke and Andrew: Luke continues to do his Columbo impression and Andrew wishes that room service could hear it from outside
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Luke and Andrew: Luke doing his Hank Hill impression
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Luke and Andrew: Sun Sauce
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Luke and Andrew: “Umm, we tried to go to a place called ‘The Jerk Hut’. Oh, my.”
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