Tag: #2108

TBTL Ten Bill submitted a remix of the “Top Story” drop in which he included Andrew’s Marsupial Gurgle sound during the musical portion of the drop. Since there weren’t two clean plays of the remix on the show, I had to use the clean version of the music and Gurgles from the second time it was played and grafted in a clean version of “Hello and Welcome to Top Story” from the clip archives.

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Luke: “All he hears is, ‘Diarrhea, Cha-cha-cha'”

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Luke: “All of my devices, I’d set it up this way but I forgot, they’re all, like, talking shit about me behind my back right now.”

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Luke: “And she texted me back, ‘Okay, I got a couple of hoes with me and we’re on the way.'”

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Luke: “Boner, Boehner, or Jackass, I don’t care.”

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Luke: “Can you build your beef castle in one minute a day of strenuous exercise?”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Does your dog hate it when you try to hug it?”

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Luke: “Don’t cheat on Beyoncé!”

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Luke: “Get. Me. Outta here.”

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Luke: “I assume so.”

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Luke: “I consider him really the prime rib of podcasting”

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Luke: “I have been embarking on a Sisyphean project today.”

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Luke: “I some… I somehow agitated the beehive”

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Luke: “I was just knee-deep in the hoopla.”

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Luke: “I went back and listened to the whole fucking record today.”

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Luke: “I’m a monster!!!”

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Luke: “Is this Pod-dog?”

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Luke: “It’s really the… the, you know, it’s the, it’s the… sort of, you know, the steam that drives the steam engine of childhood.”

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Luke: Making a buzzer sound

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Luke: “My dogs loved being hugged.”

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Luke: “No one is ever going to accuse this show of being overly scripted, or overly planned in any way.”

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Luke: “Not all heroes wear capes.”

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Luke: “Not only was I looking just absolutely preposterous with a poorly behaved 65 pound yellow Lab”

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Luke: “Really? Really???!!!?”

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Luke: “Right behind me (Perro) is Pod-dog”

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Luke: “That is bananas!”

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Luke: “Well, I mean, almost dead is still slightly alive.”

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Luke: “Well, our top story today Andrew, I, once again, find myself on the wrong side of the listeners.”

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Luke: “What, what about ‘Lucifer’s Taint’, or what ever John Boehner called Ted Cruz.”

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Luke: “WTF, my friend. Why the face.”

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Luke: “Yeah. Good stuff.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ah, that’s TMI my friend. Nah, TMI BMI!”

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Andrew: “Aaaaagggghhhh!”

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Andrew: “And all they had was a spoon.”

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Andrew: “And I’m totally interrupting you for this ridiculousness, this total silliness.”

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Andrew: “But, I had to really go to the bathroom, like number twosies.”

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Andrew: “Can I tell you a quick little… Oh… No. I don’t want to get off track.”

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Andrew: “Fragilé”

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Andrew: “God!”

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Andrew: “God! I would make, I would make a deal with the devil for that.”

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Andrew: “He’s, he’s saying ‘to blathe'”

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Andrew: “Hoo-wee!”

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Andrew: “Hoo-wee! Sorry everybody.”

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Andrew: “I love digging so much!”

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Andrew: “I mean, if anybody can ever be the first person to poop in a mall, on any given day, I seriously recommend it. I felt like a king.”

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Andrew: “I regret ninety to ninety-five percent of everything I say on this show.”

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Andrew: “Jesus!”

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Andrew: “Like yeah, that sounds impressive; except, if you saw me with my shirt off, you’d be like ‘What’s the point, dude?'”

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Andrew: “Man, if you lived in Seattle, I would be there, like, yesterdoodle.”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm.”

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Andrew: “My favorite brain space.”

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Andrew: Screaming

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Andrew: “Someone’s in love!”

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Andrew: “There are so many diarrhea songs.”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And you have your squirrel call, which makes the show unlistenable as well. But, I… What are you talking about?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asking Luke somewhat personal questions about Carey

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you want to hear the Marsupial Gurgle Top Story sound again? Or, should I apologize to the listeners for that? That’s the question.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, it’s quite a meaty intro! (Yes) Get it? (Yeah!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m not turtling! (Right?) I’m not turtling enough!”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s a, it’s a whole Pixar movie. It is a Pixar movie in the making! Exactly.”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “Who was the… Aaaaagggghhhh! (I don’t remember) Never mind, why do I always do that? I always say, ‘Hey Luke, what was that thing from that movie that neither of us remember?'”

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