Luke: “And an update on my pitched battle against the mole people of Bellingham, Washington, The Bay City.”
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Luke: “And now he’s, like, ready to fuck some people up.”
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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh. I use his full name, because it matters.”
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Luke: “Andrew, I’ve become an insane, insane lifehacker when it comes to traveling.”
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Luke: “Exactly!”
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Luke: Hold the Door and Let Die or Live or Let Hold the Door
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Luke: “I can’t effing believe they pulled it off.”
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Luke: “I love this story.”
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Luke: “I’m inside his head.”
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Luke: Imitating sound made by the mole deterrent device
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Luke: “It was making me crazy.”
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Luke: “Lewis!”
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Luke: “Lewis!” #2
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Luke: “Peter Wrinklage”
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Luke:Â Saying “I think I’m turning into Johnny Depp’s Hannibal Lecter, aren’t I?” in a weak Australian accent
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Luke: Saying “I’m inside his head” in a mixed Australian/Cockney accent
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Luke: “This is the kind of shit that I do now constantly. Everything is a system. Everything is like a, again, a lifehack.”
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Luke: “This is the most Seattle thing… Really, only Portland could beat Seattle in this Seattle-ness of this; that, your mayor is riding to the office with a bike messenger pack and his, his, like, suit jacket rolled up in bike messenger pack.”
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Luke: “Uh, what do you make of all this, Walshski?”
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Luke: “Well, this is gonna get boring real fast.”
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Luke: “Yeah, that’s been a plank in the TBTL platform for far too long.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Get out of my friend Andrew’s life! You’re right, no kidding. God!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I scan myself in with my fingertips, that’s how they, that’s how they know that you’re, like, (Oh my God!) part of the club. It’s some, like, Minority Report shit going on. Total Recall. I Total Recall myself into that little place.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke stays in accent for a good amount of time
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Luke and Andrew: “Uh, that’s the basis for the Rush song ‘Take Long Way Home’. Oh! I–You know so much more about Rush than you let on.”
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Luke and Andrew: “You ever had something you thought was your signature thing that no one else even knew was your signature thing? Podcasting.”
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