#2135 – Marsupial Gurgle

Luke: “And this is the crazy thing about life on this big blue marble: it goes really fast, Andrew.”

Luke: Glitchy or awkwardly edited “At the twenty”

Luke: “Hello there everybody. I’m your host, Luke Burbank, coming to you from Studio X.”

Luke: “Hey everybody, you know what time it is? It’s the TBTL-a-thon!”

Luke: “I was not the straw that was stirring that drink. I was the little, I was a fly inside an ice cube, floating around in that drink, hoping that I just got stirred over towards where I need to be.”

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Luke: “If you have, like, drop a deuce while someone holds you by the armpits confidence”

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Luke: “It is TBTL-a-thon time, once again.”

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Luke: “Oh, damn!”

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Luke: “Oh, no. I shouldn’t have called you out on that. I could tell you’re Burbanking it here.”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah.”

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Luke: “This is a public radio program… yes it is.”

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Luke: “Three Chins and A Little Baby?”

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Luke: “We’re not 100% sure if this is TBTL-a-thon #6 or TBTL-a-thon #7. If anybody out there knows, we’d love to hear from you.”

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Luke: Whistling

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Luke and Andrew: “Day plan. Day plan. Enemy of the night plan.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have so many times done things where I’m like, ‘Can you move this?’ and then they move it; and then, ‘Oh, actually, just kidding. (Right) Can we go back to the first thing?'”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you put a gun to my head, I couldn’t drop a deuce while someone was holding me by my armpits. I know, especially me! That kid’s, that kid’s just like, that kid’s level of confidence, when it comes to BMs, is, is impressive. I know, the whole thing!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke allowed Luke to propose an idea

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, you knew; cuz, she hadn’t wiped her butt. (Well, that’s one thing…) That’s… Shoulder rides are out. Shoulder rides are off the list.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You can wipe your friends and you can wipe your butt; but, you can’t wipe your friend’s butts. Exactly… Exactly.”

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Andrew: “A Man, A Scoot-about and A Little Lady?”

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Andrew: “And then, she lays a little dookie down.”

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Andrew: “Aww, damn Andrew!”

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Andrew: “Because, when you meet her she says, ‘I’m three!’, before you even ask.”

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Andrew: “But then, she’s like, ‘But, it’s scary!’ I’m like, ‘Well, you’re the one who brought it up.’ So, I’m kind of, like, ‘Okay. Well, why is it scary?’ And she’s like, ‘Cuz, it’s so huge and I could fall in!'”

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Andrew: “Cool Cucumber Andrew”

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Andrew: “Don’t let go, kiddo!”

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Andrew: “Dookie”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to step on your toes here, Luke.”

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Andrew: “I will, I’m gonna try to lay off most of the pills today.”

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Andrew: “I’m trying to get into, I’m trying to get, I’m trying to share your headspace a little bit here.”