#2143 – Marsupial Gurgle

Luke: “It would have been fodder for the show, because it would have killed me. So, I mean, it would have been kind of cool to narrate that, for the listeners; to get to, like just listen to like a three day process. By, during which time, a podcast host expires from physical exhaustion and exertion.”

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Luke: “It’s an art and science I’m well familiar with.”

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Luke: Laughing while Andrew is talking

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Luke: Making throat clearing noises and saying “Donald Trump” and “Paul Ryan”

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Luke: “Please save me.”

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Luke: “Please, tell me what I have to do to get you to make this cable go through this wall. Please.”

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Luke: Snickering

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Luke: “Well, yeah. Bourbon Street is just, basically, a river of throw up.”

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Luke: “Which, you’re almost never being a pain in anyone’s butt.”

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Luke: “Yeah, no. We’re doing, we’re doing it legit. We’re, we’re keeping it real.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, we, we, we decided to make queso fundido (Right) with a side of Limburger. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It would be great. It would be awful!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It would feel like ramen noodles covered in Aqua Net. Oof, oh God. Are you hungry? Yes! Mmm.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s not funny. It’s not funny, but it’s kind of funny to me. Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Look who made it, Pod-dog! Aww. What’s up dude?”

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Andrew: “Are you here to Dougie? Show me how to Dougie!”

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Andrew: “As far as I’m concerned, like, there’s no way any of those are getting in, into my mouth. It’s a Hidden Valley Ranch in my mouth.”

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Andrew: “Can we just go out? I don’t like food that you cook. Like, I would be just be like, ‘Show me!'”

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Andrew: Cute end to Andrew’s laugh

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Andrew: “Early onset grumpiness”

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Andrew: “For some reason, coming out of my mouth, it sounded weird; but, so do most words.”

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Andrew: “God damn it, that was my out.”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke. How ya doin’?”

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Andrew: “Hey-hey, ho-ho-ho-ho.”

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Andrew: “History is not gonna be on my side when it comes to the air conditioner wars.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. It’s just, it’s just what I like and what I don’t like.”

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Andrew: “I know, but it gets complicated.”

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Andrew: “I loved playing with fake trucks and real dirt.”

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Andrew: “I was pretty eye-rolly with him.”

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Andrew: “I’m such a weird, weird-ass, picky eater.”

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Andrew: “It was so good. It was so damn good.”

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Andrew: “It’s a Hidden Valley Ranch in my mouth.”

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Andrew: “Kids are turtling too much!”

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Andrew: “Like, cook as if I’m twelve.”

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Andrew: “Like, whatever.”

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Andrew: “Mayonnaise sandwich, or some shit.”

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Andrew: “Oh boy, let’s go. La-Di-Da, Cha-Cha-Cha.”

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Andrew: “Oh boy, let’s go. La-Di-Da, Cha-Cha-Cha.” #2

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Andrew: “Oh good, there’s salad! And then, somebody crumbled some sort of white and gray shitty cheese in here; and, you’re like, son of a bitch!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Dad.”

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Andrew: “Oh, hell yeah!”

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Andrew: “So, what’s, what’s a telephone?”

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Andrew: “Son of a bitch!”

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Andrew: “That was a weird thing to say.”

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Andrew: “That’s the one exception that proves the rule.”

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Andrew: “That’s the suburban Andrew in me.”

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Andrew: “Will you go in the hottub with me?”

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Andrew: “Will you go to prom with me?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew recommends Luke go “Sexy Beast” when the trench digger arrives

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s what they call 4-D theater, it really is just like… It was an (Yeah) immersive experience. Unfortunately, yeah, it was in Smell-O-Vision. Yes.”

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Andrew and Luke: Small Bites at the Throat Clearing Apple

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Andrew and Luke: “Somebody comes over here… This is the library at Howard University, what are you doing?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Would you say it was a trenchant story? Oh, shit! Ohh!!! God, now! No, I deserve the applause on that one.”

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