Luke used a clip of the pipe organ voice, available as part of Mac OS X’s text-to-speech software, to introduce Andrew Walsh on the show.
Luke: Playing a clip of a pipe organ voice saying “Andrew Walsh, Andrew Walsh. A great place to Cuyahoga Clam, Andrew Walsh.”
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Since I could not get a clean version of the clip from the show, I attempted to reproduce the clip.
Pipe Organ Voice: “Andrew Walsh, Andrew Walsh. A great place to Cuyahoga Clam, Andrew Walsh.”
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Andrew: “Agent! Agent! Agent!”
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Andrew: Andrew botched the Konami code
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Andrew: “Could be a blessing!”
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Andrew: “Don’t let children or sketchy adults anywhere near the cat litter box.”
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Andrew: “Get off my lawn!”
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Andrew: “Ho-ho-ho-hooooo”
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Andrew: “I was just talking to my friend about this last night. Yeah, I got friends.”
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Andrew: “Is that not the biggest F-U, man?”
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Andrew: “Jesus!”
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Andrew: Laughing while saying “Love that you wrote ‘best friend’. Like, who talks like that? You’re 40 years old! Turns out, joke’s on me.”
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Andrew: “Ooh, key change! Holy cow!”
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Andrew: “Press: One, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound”
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Andrew: “That’s the way it goes, buddy!”
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Andrew: “Yeah, sorry. I used too many negatives and not enough positives.”
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Andrew: “You’re like the worst!”
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Andrew: “You’re like the worst! Get off my lawn!”
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Andrew and Luke: “He’s the hauty hoddy (Who was a hotty?) with a banging body.”
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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t think it’s gonna be a problem, but it might just be it. But, I also would like to throw out… Maybe a blessing, then? Could be a blessing!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Not like a (No) hotty-boom body (No) with a bangin’ body.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Remote controlly, so… umm… Remote controlly. I actually said it, (Yeah) I’m standing by it.”
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Luke: “Darth Greg”
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Luke: “I felt like I was so in the right, I had so much righteous indignation; which, I, I’m usually in the wrong, Andrew. That’s the thing, it’s a, it’s a strange and confusing feeling for me being in the right.”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Luke didn’t have the correct button pushed down and the drop didn’t play on the recording
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Luke: Luke needed to pull himself together after saying “In a collector’s steeries” instead of “In a collector’s series”
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Luke: Spit Take
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Luke: “The hauty hoddy with the naughty body makes…”
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Luke: What Luke would say to a voice response system used by call centers
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Luke and Andrew: “Because my dad can do all of this stuff, if he needed to. We get (that) your dad is super-cool, why do you keep on bragging about your dad all the time?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Could we start saying ‘My ass from the Velvet Underground’? We could. You know what? That’s the beauty of this podcast: we could say anything we want.”
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Luke and Andrew: “”I, Snowbot’ That is a good title.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve also never heard it called, ‘ass from the underground.’ I know! Honestly, Luke, listen… Just like, co-host to co-host here, (Yes) I think that’s really why I wanted to play that voicemail.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke explaining what a hoddy or hod carrier is and does
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