#2161 – Marsupial Gurgle

Luke and Andrew: “And every time I come out of the broadcast center here, Carey has to spent about ten minutes picking off little flakes of fake leather that have adhered to different parts of my head, face and neck. Oh, like monkeys!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, in fact, I mean, that’s what the Bible says. It says, ‘Be hot or cold. If you are lukewarm, God will spit you out.’ ‘If the water is lukewarmeth, spitet it outeth,’ is what it says. I don’t know why it talks like that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I can break the ice with a little, um, earphone shedding talk. Uh, uh, okay. Wait, what? What does that mean?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke loves the idea of Andrew catting around

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Luke and Andrew: Powering Out Eggs and Dazzling Deuce

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Luke and Andrew: Slapback, Slabjacking-back and Back-slabbing

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Luke and Andrew: Swinging Coil

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Andrew: “And she said, ‘Oh, well, then you better, you’ll be the belle of the party.’ And then, I said, ‘I better be!'”

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Andrew: “And then I brought it home, and I ate it.”

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Andrew: “But, barbecue should also be about just like eating way too many ribs and making a lot of bad decisions.”

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Andrew: “Coo-ca-cha, coo-ca-cha!”

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Andrew: Disgusted Sound

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Andrew: “Ham!”

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Andrew: “Ham!” #2

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Andrew: “Heck, obviously, I love my girlfriend; but, I also love my alone time.”

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Andrew: “Hey-oh!”

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Andrew: “I can explain to you, honestly, what Pokémon Go is right now; but, I still can’t explain to you what the fuck Pokémon is.”

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Andrew: “I forgot about that. So, you already ruined the record, you ruined the legacy. You did, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I’ve gone spelunking”

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Andrew: “It was bad, like bad!”

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Andrew: “It’s fun. I don’t do anything crazy, I don’t go out. I don’t, I don’t, you know, cat around or anything.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, like monkeys!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no.”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. I think my computer’s just being taken over.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Panic attack”

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Andrew: “See, I have a real PC metal detector; so, it’s just like, I don’t see spoons.”

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Andrew: “Sorry, guys. Hey, you know what? You stole Steve Nelson, we can steal your goddamn headphones.”

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Andrew: “Sure, yeah.”

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Andrew: “That’s a lotta meat.”

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Andrew: “The cats wanted in on this action.”

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Andrew: “Uh, uh, okay. Wait, what? What does that mean?”

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Andrew: “What does it mean when your computer starts smoking? Um, uh, it just means it just had sex. Hey-oh!”

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Andrew: “Whatever.”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Feel like I have so many things I was ready to talk to you about today, and now I can’t remember what they were. (Well, I can) How’s that for a good show open?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ham! That’s what comes up when I search for ham (Ham!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I had a panic attack today (Whoa)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I just had, just had one, I ate… well, never mind. Go ahead. Come on. Now, you have to tell me.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s throw her a hambone. Hey-oh!”

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