Andrew: “And, I’m just kind of like, ‘Uh, I like the ones that go vroom!'”
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Andrew: “Anyway. Good story. Especially, for everybody who doesn’t live in this region. You’re welcome.”
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Andrew: “But I think because beans, umm, are bean-like.”
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Andrew: “Coming at you, for the second day in a row, from a moving car… in Seattle.”
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Andrew: “Go me.”
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Andrew: “Hey, I hate to be a narc; but, that guy over there in the green shirt is pocketing a big bottle of booze, or whatever.”
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Andrew: “I am an incredibly picky eater. I get very anxious when I go to people’s houses for dinner.”
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Andrew: “I don’t want any glandy food.”
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Andrew: “I eat pizza like it’s going out of business; and, God, I hope pizza never goes out of business.”
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Andrew: “I just don’t wanna touch the cheese.”
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Andrew: “I just made an ass pick for you guys.”
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Andrew: “I love sausage!”
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Andrew: “I think I can count, on one hand, with fingers left over”
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Andrew: “I told him, I don’t want anything yucky.”
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Andrew: “I was a shitty little white kid in Kent, Ohio.”
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Andrew: “I’m gonna eat the hell out of this.”
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Andrew: “I’m the king of not remembering words. Don’t try to, don’t try to take my place on this podcast.”
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Andrew: “Just occurred to me how stupid my last sentence was.”
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Andrew: “Oh no.”
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Andrew: “Oh, look at me! Like a big boy.”
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Andrew: “So, I’m an adult.”
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Andrew: “These are just me being a big baby about what I put in my face.”
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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: Andrew had Gruyère cheese on French onion soup, and he liked it
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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Hmm. But, the big breaking news here is, I now eat three kinds of cheese. Right. As long as they’re all melted.”
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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “I’m in the passenger seat of my girlfriend’s Passat. Genevieve, is this a Passat? No, it’s a Golf. I’m in the passenger seat of my girlfriend’s Golf.”
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Andrew and Sean: No organ meat for Andrew
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Andrew and Sean: “On the deus. That’s right, Amadeus.”
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Andrew and Sean: “Ooh, I don’t do plates. Oh, you don’t. Okay, (Sorry) I guess we’ll use a dog bowl.”
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Andrew and Sean: “See, that’s another, that’s like cutting on the deus or whatever. The de–Yeah, rock me Amadeus, rock me on my bias.”
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Genevieve Haas: “Umm, so you’re just a nat–you’re just a natural born narc.”
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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “It was Gruyère. Is that what I ate?”
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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “You go to the grocery store so goddamn much. Wait, you accidentally said ‘goddamn’ in the middle of that. I like the grocery store.”
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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “You really want to put some bumpers on this lane. I really want–Nice callback to yesterday’s show. Thanks for listening.”
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Sean: “2000th Epithode”
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Sean: “A Boy Named Sous Chef”
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Sean: “Because, when the tapes aren’t rolling, that’s when the real intimacy happens.”
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Sean: “I could’ve been hella fancy and said, ‘I just made an aspic for you guys.'”
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Sean: “I learned a lot at Taco Time, like how to get fired from your first job.”
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Sean: “It’s one of those little shamber things, okay? You guys know what a shamber is, don’t cha?”
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Sean: “Now, I sound like every other a-hole that gives, that gives me sh-crap about me and my girlfriend.”
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Sean: “Oh… Eff you, a-hole.”
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Sean and Andrew: “And so, I should’ve, thinking now… Don’t should on yourself. I won’t should on myself. I’ll should on…”
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Sean and Andrew: “I don’t know, I’m just kind of like an in-and-out kind of guy sometimes. That’s what I hear. Oh, man… that’s on you, Andrew. That’s on you, bro. I cook you this nice meal. Of course, I have sausage in the dish; but, that doesn’t mean you have to relate it to a sexual joke.”
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Sean and Andrew: Sean didn’t want to be immature on TBTL
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Sean and Andrew: “So, I like to clean as I go. Ohhh! Let’s move in together.”
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Sean and Andrew: “You’re gonna turn them into coins, right? Yes! And then, Mario will come around and collect those coins, and take them on his little adventure to look for the princess. I’m going to be Mario in this.”
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