Andrew: “He was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Andrew: “No!”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Andrew: “Oh-ho-hoooo! Not bad!”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Andrew: “Oh, that’s so good!”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Andrew: “Peabo Bryhole, or something”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Andrew: “Power out!”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Andrew: Singing “If ever I’m in your arms again”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Andrew: Singing “If ever we podcast shows again”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Andrew: “The Fletch as we see it!”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Andrew: “Yeah, no shit, Walsh.”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “But, your, your long national wonderful dream is over; and, the nightmare starts again, called me and my Duke’s Sausages for an hour and a half a day, here with you.”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “Carey was starting to agitate for, uh, expanding the Burbank brand.”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “Cuz, I was waiting for a boob to pop out.”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “Four on the Fletch. Wait, that’s not… very… That sounded floorward. That sounded forward.”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “He’s a giant among men, and a Hodor among giants. (Hodor) He’s actually been holding the fort down here for the last two weeks.”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “I don’t know her business. I don’t know her life. I don’t know what she does at night.”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “I meant it as a compliment.”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank. I am your long lost host.”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “Nice.”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “Notice them, Andrew. Notice them.”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious, everybody! It feels good to be back.”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: Playing a clip of Dana Chivvis saying “The Weenie Bikini, the Ding-a-ling Sling, the Grape Smuggler, the Miami Meat Tent” from This American Life
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “Pod-dog is somewhere in the house, hanging out with Pod-cat!”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “Rudy is just… I’ll say it, you know… dumb as a post.”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: Saying “And you don’t do the security line” as Michael Caine
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: Saying “Good day, sir.” as Michael Caine
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: Saying “I changed my name with all the stuff that started with ISIS and all that.” as Michael Caine
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: Saying “Would I do this as Michael Caine?” as Michael Caine
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: Singing “Here and now, a hard rain is going to fall”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: Singing “If ever you play my songs again”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “The enormity of her flat brain”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “We have a growing brood of animals now, living here, at the Springs; including, Olive, the other Burbank.”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “What is going on in the woods with this maniac?”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “‘What’s that all about?’ And then, I became a man, one day I learned.”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: Whispering “What!!? Don’t do this to me.”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke and Andrew: Andrew is into Chastity Belt the device, not the band
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke and Andrew: “Every single episode of TBTL now, just me telling a story about a cat did; cuz, God, that’s not… Well, first of fall, you called dibs on that. (You asshole)”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke and Andrew: Luke’s one job and only job is to not lose Pod-cat
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke and Andrew: “Ol’ Uncle Lukie will take it from here. That’s right. Here’s the wheel.”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke and Andrew: “There is going to come a day of reckoning, as you would like to say, a soft rain is gonna fall… Oh, Luke.”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke and Andrew: “They said you were drinking, but, you, you’d only had eight beers. I only had eight–they saying I was drunk.”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone