Andrew: “#TwoDifferentCountries #SadHorns”
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Andrew: “And, I’m not trying to sound like a, like a big man”
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Andrew: “Give me a major break.”
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Andrew: “Hey, bunny rug!”
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Andrew: “Hot and limp”
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Andrew: “I don’t know. I’m in control. I don’t have to listen to them.”
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Andrew: “I don’t think I stink when I’m done working out. I think I look gross. I think I look like a big sweaty mess.”
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Andrew: “I’m sorry, you gotta. You know what? Perfect. I’m just gonna eat my lunch; because, honestly, I have no, I have not context for this at all.”
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Andrew: “I’ve never eaten teriyaki with a fork, and it seems weird to me.”
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Andrew: “Let me rebut.”
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Andrew: “Let’s make Anne of Green Gables great again.”
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Andrew: “Oh, damn!!!”
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Andrew: “Oh, damn!!! That was strong.”
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Andrew: “One of my favorite dirty, little pho places”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “So, I have a hot take.”
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Andrew: “Ten years!?!”
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Andrew: “They weren’t enough.”
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Andrew: “Tomorrow’s mistakes today.”
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Andrew: “Whoa!”
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Andrew: “Wow! Look at you!”
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Andrew: “Wow. We’re in the middle of a correction.”
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Andrew and Luke: “And (Nice!), I’m stronger than I was when I woke up this morning. ¡Excelente!”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s hot take on the leak of the KFC 11 secret herbs and spices
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Andrew and Luke: “Can you do me a favor and not call it ‘yaki anymore? Um, I don’t want to promise that to you (Okay)”
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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t, I don’t want my cold, crunchy salad getting, uh, hot and limp. Oh, man.”
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Andrew and Luke: “KFC just drummed this whole thing up for these articles; like… Is it possible they drumsticked it up? Oh, damn!!! That was strong. Thank you.”
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Luke: “And it’s… fucking delicious.”
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Luke: “And that is why Andrew and I have decided to go out, in our respective cities, and get our hands on some good ‘yaki.”
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Luke: “Bruising my neck meat”
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Luke: “Burbank… you’ve done it again. You’ve won our hearts.”
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Luke: “But, for those of you who like that kind of thing, it’s gonna be exciting.”
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Luke: Chuckle
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Luke: “Dang it!”
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Luke: “God! Dang! Stupid! Idiot!”
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Luke: “I will rebut myself. I will rebut my rebuttal.”
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Luke: “Puffed sleeves”
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Luke: Saying “A correction” as Jack Torrance from “The Shining”
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Luke: Singing “Shine bright like a diamond!”
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Luke: “The back-a-zoids”
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Luke: “The Bay Kitty has turned into quite the gardener.”
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Luke: “These puffed sleeves don’t need to be re-puffed.”
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Luke: “This is what an idiot I am. God! Dang! Stupid! Idiot!”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew shushes Luke while Luke is reading the supposed KFC “11 secret herbs and spices”
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Luke and Andrew: “As white as a Donald Trump supporter on Twitter. Right! And, and just as angry, oddly enough.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Foodies welcome. Nice try. (And…)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I really must say, give me a major break!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I think it’s probably the first time in ten years I’ve had teriyaki, Andrew. Ten years!?! Easily. Whoa!”
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Luke and Andrew: “In, you know, the various places on my body that don’t usually… Your what? My ba-ahdy. Excuse me, the various parts of my ba-ahdy”
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Luke and Andrew: “It goes back to the McDLT, man. (Mmm-hmm) I like the hot side to be hot, and the cool side to be cool; but, then, at some point, I’d like them to come together.”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s just supposed be all artisanal. (Mmm-hmm) It looks like wet shit. Oh, God, yeah.”
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Luke and Andrew: “‘The menu has too many things, the quality is gonna take a ding.’ Eh. If it rhymes, it chimes. That is definitely what I learned from watching ‘Veep.'”
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