#2194 – Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew and Luke: “Are you having a YouTube problem, or a YP, or a MP? Yeah. I… I don’t know if it’s a MyTube problem or YourTube problem from here.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Every now and then, I’m b–be at the… Every now and then I’m be at the movie theater. (Yeah) Apparently, I talk like that now.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s evolutional! It’s… Oh, my God!”

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Luke: “Explain it or mansplain it?”

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Luke: Giggling and saying “My name is Luke Burbank, I’m your host.”

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Luke: “I think we can charge anything we want to APM right now and pretty much get away with it.”

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Luke: “I’m here to zooble all these zits! What? Like…”

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Luke: “Like a cuckoo name and a, and a cuckoo picture, and they’re nice people and they’re not trolls.”

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Luke: “Manbang”

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Luke: “Mans [sic] banging each other in it”

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Luke: “My internet is being, uh, a wee bit weird.”

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Luke: “Nah, bruh.”

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Luke: “Ooh, let me just tell you all what I’m thinking right now.”

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Luke: “Or, even more funnerer”

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Luke: “Run a savage burn, on those Outback Nazi Pigs.”

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Luke: “That’s alright, though. We’re gonna have fun together. Just you, me, Walsh, and the Tens of listeners out there.”

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Luke: “This is classic, by the way”

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Luke: “Uh, mon-bang, mon, mon-bong?”

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Luke: “We’re in a period between, like, permanent supervision.”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “Zoobilee zit!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Coming at you hot, Live Wire Radio. Oh! Oh.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I like New Andrew, I think this is gonna be awesome! This is gonna be a hell of a year.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’ll feel like I’m man-sharing with you. (Oh. Oof.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Men can mansplain to other men, right? I think so, yeah! I mean, certainly. I mean, I’m half a man and it happens to me… a lot.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Project X level (Yeah) blowouts. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds right.”

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Steve Neuman: “Hey, dum dums. It’s, uh, Stu, from Internet.”

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Steve Neuman: “I smell like a giant onion ring right now”

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Andrew: “And I’m so sick of bacon flavor everything, so I refuse to buy bacon flavor rimmer.”

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Andrew: “And then, I think it’s time to shake, shake, shake.”

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Andrew: “And, that’s how I was gonna start the show today. And then, that happened again! We are filled with technical difficulties today, this is what, the third, fourth, fifth time we’ve tried starting the show today. So, you guys, you miss out on my wonderful Brexit humor.”

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Andrew: “As Steve Martin once said, ‘Some people have a way with words. Other people, way not.'”

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Andrew: “But, that is the rimmer.”

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Andrew: “Do it!”

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Andrew: “Do you even fucking listen to this show!?!”

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Andrew: “He had his own little, his own little Brexit, his own little, his own little Lexit from the show today. See? We’re getting there.”

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Andrew: “Hey, everybody at the Poly Clinic!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how to read.”

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Andrew: “I had a joke. It wasn’t a great joke, but it was a Brexit joke. And, that’s how I was gonna start the show today. And then, that happened again!”

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Andrew: “I think I was nervous. Eh, whatever, I don’t need to make excuses. Everybody knows I’m a dingus.”

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Andrew: “I, I do things differently.”

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Andrew: “I, unfortunately, am your host.”

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Andrew: “I’m not joking when I say I don’t know, my brain locks up when you ask me that.”

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Andrew: “I’m sure it’s got nothing to do with Luke.”

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Andrew: “I’m totally off my game, such a bad way to start a show; but, I can’t start it over. I can’t start it over!”