Andrew: “Don’t wait ’til the last minute to untie your shoes, dingus.”
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Andrew: “Fool me once”
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Andrew: “I do what I want if I sit by the window.”
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Andrew: “I love coming into Seattle from the south. Again, not dirty.”
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Andrew: “I was scared to go outside for a cigarette; and, it wasn’t because of cancer.”
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Andrew: “I’m not a big fan of the crazy pants.”
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Andrew: “I’m still freaking my shit out over here in twenty-sixteen.”
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Andrew: “If it’s under fff-fifty”
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Andrew: “It is a little too blousey”
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Andrew: “Jesus Christ”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Look at me, getting off on withholding.”
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Andrew: “Luke Burbank, I don’t think you could get over this”
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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm”
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Andrew: “My ba-ahdy”
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Andrew: “Oh God, no! I don’t do that anymore.”
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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. I’m going back to podunk New Hampshire.”
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Andrew: “Playing my boop-boop game.”
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Andrew: “Power out!”
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Andrew: “Sat-tor-day”
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Andrew: “Skyjinks, woo”
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Andrew: “So, we can re-live all of our Heather’s fantasies there.”
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Andrew: “That sounded weird.”
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Andrew: “Uh, I need these Alchemist’s chow [ph] or whatever”
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Andrew: “What other product would try to appeal to me by telling me how I’m supposed to fucking behave? Like, that really irritates me.”
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Andrew: Whispering “Oh, that sounds so good!”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew listing the cards that he still needs
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Andrew and Luke: “Well, why isn’t anyone telling Elizabeth or Mandy that?!? It’s not too late. Get on Facebook, let’s find them.”
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Andrew and Luke: “What’s (Sorry) going on with that?”
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Luke: “Apparently”
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Luke: “Hot start here”
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Luke: “Let’s start by explaining what a podcast is. They were here last night.”
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Luke: “Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. There’s a guy with a gun, he’s behind the door! I’m gonna hide over here. I’m freaking out!”
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Luke: “Power out!”
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Luke: Snorting
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Luke: “Some skyjinks woo for you”
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Luke: “Sometimes, I play the audio drops too loud. That’s also part of how this show works.”
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Luke: “You bought the ticket, you took the ride. I won’t wanna hear anymore more complaints from you”
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Luke and Andrew: “Every conversation we ever had for the rest of our lives would be, the would start with ‘What the fuck!’ Right, exactly.”
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Luke and Andrew: “How long is this song?!? Don’t we have a long tail on it? I guess we do. It’s a, it’s a bright, shiny thing with a long tail.”
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Luke and Andrew: Rudy dropping a thunderous deuce
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Luke and Andrew: “Speaking of clothes, ask me what I’m wearing. Oh God, no! I don’t do that anymore. Fool me once. It’s like a t-shirt and jeans. Why are you being weird? Okay, good.”
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Luke and Andrew: “You sent me a photo, as you called it, a sext (It was a sext) of you”
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Luke and Andrew: “You’re in zero danger of it being a kind of fat guy in a little coat situation. Right, right.”
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