Andrew: “But, uh, it’s just… So, I’m saying ghost.”
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Andrew: Cute Laugh
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Andrew: “God help them!”
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Andrew: “God! God! If you’re listening, give me a sign!”
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Andrew: “He has the best syntax. It is, it is just… I mean, a lot of people are saying he’s got one of the best syntaxes around.”
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Andrew: “I don’t blame their policies. I blame the animals that are walking through airports, buying gum and then spitting it wherever they want.”
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Andrew: “I don’t know what’s going on”
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Andrew: “I don’t wanna tell an ‘Oh, Andrew’ story right now.”
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Andrew: “If you’re joining us for the first time, welcome to the show.”
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Andrew: “It’s like word puttering. Sort of.”
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Andrew: “Let’s not beat around the bush, you wanna press your butt up against the window. You wanna moon me from across the city, is what’s going on here.”
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Andrew: “N-No”
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Andrew: “Oh, Christ”
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Andrew: “Opinion, size, age, shape, color, origin, material, purpose… and then the noun.”
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Andrew: “Probably is gonna be our President. Oh, Christ. Sorry.”
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Andrew: Saying “WikiHow” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “Ugh, but that guy is such a doucher”
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Andrew: “Umm, is there any ink on my face?”
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Andrew: “We do day rates and we do night rates”
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Andrew: “What!?!”
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Andrew: “What!?! People are assholes. Seriously! Who are you?”
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Andrew: “You paint better word pictures than me”
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Andrew: “You’re insane”
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Andrew and Luke: “If anyone’s peeping on me, who is that person? I want to interview them! What’s going on upstairs? And downstairs. What fetish (Right) is this satisfying?”
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Luke: “Along with trying to see… boobs, gum ruled everything around me, when I was a kid.”
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Luke: “Andrew, I can’t figure out why I wasn’t a chick magnet: I was 120 pounds and covered in acne!”
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Luke: “Because, I want to see my woif, and I want to see the aminals [sic]“
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Luke: “But, my good friend, Andrew Walsh, is still trying to deal with his own personal Exxon Valdez.”
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Luke: “Drink it in, Phoenix. If you want to see all 187 pounds of Luke Burbank in his Hanes, in his Hanes briefs; by all means, go for it.”
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Luke: “Hubba Bubba”
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Luke: “I gotta get a girl”
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Luke: “Oh hi, Denny!”
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Luke: Saying “Power out” in an Australian accent
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Luke: Saying “We don’t win anymore. We don’t win anymore. We’re gonna win again. We’re gonna win again.” as Donald Trump
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Luke: “Somebody got a show”
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Luke and Andrew: “But as we say on this program, looking’s free, touching will cost ya. Right.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I can do these workouts in my tighty whities (Oh, Christ)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I just touched a part of Andrew’s body in bed that (Ba-ahdy) he didn’t authorize me to.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Ira Glass is talking right now at the PRPD. We’re missing it, Andrew! Are you bummed? (I know)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, Andrew. Oh, Andrew… there it is!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, hi, Luke. (Mmm-hmm) Oh, hi, Denny!”
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Luke and Andrew: The look of disappointment on Andrew’s face
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Luke and Andrew: “Well, let me horrify the audience (Oh, God… and me?!? Man…) And your colleague. Just so you know, he raised his hand… to make sure I knew who he was talking about.”
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Luke and Andrew: “What are we doing here, people? (What are we…) What are we doing? What are we doing?”
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Luke and Andrew: Whispering “What?!? Wow.”
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