Andrew: “But, it just seems so cheesy to me”
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Andrew: “Do a quick Google on it!”
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Andrew: “Dry, dry, throw on floor.”
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Andrew: “Dry, dry, throw on the floor. Dry, dry, throw on the floor. You never have to use the same towel twice.”
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Andrew: “First of all, I didn’t know that you were in the Klan. Yikes.”
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Andrew: “Inapropes”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “My milkshake brings all the aliens to the yard?”
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Andrew: “No, I’m America’s leading laugher.”
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Andrew: “Now? It’s okay? Now? Okay. Hi, Luke!”
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Andrew: “Ohhh. You’re gonna talk about this?”
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Andrew: “Okay, unpack this.”
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Andrew: Saying “Eight-oh-eight, eight-oh-eight” with an electronic-like voice
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Andrew: “The Browns are just cursed”
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Andrew: “Wait, what?”
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Andrew: “What does that joke mean? What does that observational almost humor mean?”
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Andrew: “Who? What the hell is this woman’s problem?!”
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Andrew: “Your ba-ahdy, as a bor-oard”
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Andrew and Luke: Amy Woo and Amy Whoa
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Andrew and Luke: Breaking the comedy ceiling
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Andrew and Luke: “It’s observational almost-humor. Show title.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Let me think it through a little bit and probably never come up with anything… (Mmmkay)
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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s go back to Garrison, your, uh, role model? Yeah! Yeah. Slash, biological father.”
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Luke: “A Burbank angst fest”
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Luke: “”Hey, Luke! Are you still a pain in everyone’s butt?'”
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Luke: “I was trying to remember that joke!”
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Luke: “It just means that I haven’t gotten my S together on that front”
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Luke: “It’s a real S-hole, I’m gonna be honest with you.”
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Luke: “It’s been a, it’s been a weird few hours here in Lake Phoenix.”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Okay, alright, okay, alright!”
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Luke: Saying “Yes” in a weird manner
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Luke: Singing the end of “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” and start of “Louie Louie”
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Luke: “So sue me”
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Luke: “This is… new Luke. What did I do? I just said, ‘Okay,’ and I just let her put the ding-dang thing in front of the book; because, who cares.”
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Luke: “You mess with the bull, you get the content.”
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Luke and Andrew: “By your new friend, Calm Luke? Cool, Calm Luke?”
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Luke and Andrew: Chuckling
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Luke and Andrew: Floating in Interstellar Space
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Luke and Andrew: “For the number of times that I’ve gotten that speech, if the plane started crashing, I would have no idea what to do. I’m telling. I’m gonna tell everybody.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, is it cool if I come over to your house on Monday? Umm, sure, for what? TBTL. Oh, yeah! Either way, I was ‘Yes, and.'”
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Luke and Andrew: “Listen, Andrew. If there’s one thing I’m known for, it’s how laser-focused and clean my almost humor is. And, if I’m known for anything, it’s telling it, telling it like it is.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke almost called TBTL “Live Wire” and asked if Andrew could host it instead
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Luke and Andrew: Luke is mellowing out
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Luke and Andrew: “Now I want to cut all this out. It’s official, we’re not sending this episode of the show into space. (Shit!)”
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Luke and Andrew: “You know what? The Kingdome was such a shithole, there was probably all manner of stray animals and humans living in there; some of them who played for the Mariners in the 80s. Wow.”
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