Andrew: Andrew’s doing his part for the economy and his mic was muted for a second
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Andrew: “Cuz, I’m both a maker and a taker”
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Andrew: Deflated “Anyway. Power out.”
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Andrew: “Has no, nothing to do with the size of the bed”
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Andrew: “Hmm”
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Andrew: “How do you argue with crazy!?”
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Andrew: “I don’t know. Why are we doing this podcast?!! Who are you?”
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Andrew: “I gotta be the, either the goody two shoes or the wet blanket.”
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Andrew: “I was just a ball of nerves”
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Andrew: “It takes a podcast”
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Andrew: “It’s in… the computer!”
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, shit!”
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Andrew: “Like, it’s a vice presidential debate. Like, I don’t feel super bad just getting the highlights of this one tomorrow.”
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Andrew: “Oh my God, yes!”
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Andrew: Quietly saying “Sorry”
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Andrew: “Should I even bring this up? How are we doing on time? You want to talk about sports?”
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Andrew: Singing “Whole lot of snakin’ going on.”
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Andrew: “So, in this case, I’m just gonna say, ‘We.’ And, don’t make fun of me for calling myself a journalist.”
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Andrew: “Sorry everybody”
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Andrew: “This goes all the way to the top!”
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Andrew: “This husband is awful. This husband is awful.”
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Andrew: “Wait, weren’t you a Pa… Weren’t you a Page Six girl?”
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Andrew: “We should… I don’t know why I said ‘We'”
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Andrew: Whispering “Who are you?”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew was on fire and whizzed a lot of smokers
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Andrew and Luke: “It’s not the size of the bed, (Mmm-hmm) it’s the sound of the apnea.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Just like sleep (Right) breathing”
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: “Encyclopedia Very Brown”
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Luke: “Give me a break”
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Luke: “God, that’s so great!”
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Luke: “Hey compassionate dummies”
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Luke: “I mean, like… for real”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Luke almost violated the no drinking or eating on the show rule put in place during #2220
Luke: “My name is Luke Bur–I don’t know why I have the case of the giggles here, at the top of the show.”
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Luke: “Nah”
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Luke: “Never. Poop. At someone’s. House.”
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Luke: “Now, I’m hearing you’ll never eat on air again and I’m declaring victory over Emily, who loves the eating for all time. Victory is mine!”
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Luke: “Podcast hole”
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Luke: “This is the Pottery Barn Theory of Podcasting: You helped support it, so now you own it. So, we hope you like it. And, we thank you.”
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Luke: “Watch this space”
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Luke and Andrew: “And a midnight jaker. And a midnight jaker!”
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Luke and Andrew: “And then, at some point, I just yelled at the stereo and was like, ‘Please, let him finish.’ And then, Carey just looked at me like, (Wow) ‘Really, dude?'”
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Luke and Andrew: “Charles Rose of Lynnwood, Washington. Shit. Andrew, Charlie Rose is listening. Oh, no! And, look what’s next: Osgood.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t understand how e-mail works, obviously. I wanna find… (Fibers?)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I got ’em, I got ’em, (Okay) I got ’em (Okay) I got… (I got it!) I got it, dude.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I hope you like it… cuz, you bought it. You okay over there? I sound like I’m Colin Powell trying to advise George W. Bush about Iraq. (Right)”
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Luke and Andrew: “In, in Soviet Russa, screen flips you (Yes)”
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Luke and Andrew: It rhymes or it chimes or it dimes
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Luke and Andrew: TBTL is the Cheesecake Factory of podcasts
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Luke and Andrew: The Conservation of Eating
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Luke and Andrew: “Whole lot of snakin’ going on. Whole lot of snakin’ going on.”
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