Andrew: “How did I miss that!? Son of a gun!”
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Andrew: “I don’t know. I’m totally shooting from the hip here, and I could be a hundred percent wrong.”
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Andrew: “I’m getting freaked out just thinking about it.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Oh, wow!”
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Andrew: Saying “Ha!!!” and claps
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Andrew: Singing “It’s gerund”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “Thank god!”
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Andrew: “That’s awful. That’s an awful sound.”
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Andrew: “Trump!”
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Andrew: Trying to say “The Boston Globe” in a spooky manner
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Andrew: “What!!?”
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Andrew: “What the heck”
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Andrew: “What, what, what?”
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Andrew: “You gonna yell at me? You gonna try to scare me?”
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Andrew: “You’re on Candid Podcast!”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Oh, no!” while Luke is talking about podcast downloads
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants to know how Luke’s corned beef dinner turned out before starting Top Stories
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Andrew and Luke: “I assume that every other network is taking a rather generous interpretation of their numbers. Well, yeah; because, it’s in their best interest! We would have to work for the most Lutheran organization… I mean, seriously!”
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Andrew and Luke: Laughing
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Listener Hau: “I really, really feel the need to Vietsplain this”
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Listener Hau and Andrew: Andrew laughing to Hau saying “After you guys… I, I don’t, I don’t know what you guys were doing; but, it was pretty good…”
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Luke: “Dang it!”
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Luke: “Hello, Ms. Bolden. Nice to meet you.”
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Luke: “Hello!”
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Luke: “I’m here… at the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, awash in Coke Zero”
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Luke: “It’s what Garrison would do”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “No way!”
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Luke: “Oh, now you like it”
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Luke: “Oh, shit!”
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Luke: Playing the song from a zombie sitting on a toilet animatronic
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Luke: Singing “Stop! You’re on Candid Podcast!”
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Luke: Surprised Reaction
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Luke: “This is going to sound… right on the edge of being racist”
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Luke: “This was a pony they didn’t want to hitch their wagons to today, and I don’t blame them.”
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Luke: Trying to sniff as quickly as possible
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Luke: “Wha-ha!!!?”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, that’s what I tried to do. I tried to… You can’t! You don’t have the, have a slit in your nose. (Well) Or, did you put a slit in your nose? Don’t put a slit in your nose. I wish you would’ve talked to me about, I don’t know, an hour and a half ago. Yeah. (Yeah)”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s not into the mud, it’s into the weeds; which, are on top of the mud. I feel like that’s a show title.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke trying to say “Nguyen” twice and Andrew saying “Okay, yeah, stop saying it. You’re making me feel uncomfortable.”
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Luke and Andrew: Nguyenning and #Nguyenning
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Luke and Andrew: “Should we try to get this woman on Live Wire while… That’s what I was gonna say!”
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Luke and Andrew: “That’s fine. That good. I got it. We good. We set. (Good, God)”
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Luke and Andrew: “The last name of Ing… Wait, I’ve already forgotten. Don’t. Let’s just play the voicemail.”
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Luke and Andrew: “This song goes out to all the Common lovers of the world. That’s a pretty good spoof.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Well, wouldn’t it be the ‘Booston Globe’? Oh, the Booston Globe! How did I miss that!? Son of a gun!”
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Luke and Andrew: “You’re fanning that fart, man! (Mmm-hmm)”
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Mimicking Fart Sound
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