Andrew: “Amazon, you’re the best!”
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Andrew: “Congrats. You won. It wasn’t supposed to be a contest, Luke.”
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Andrew: “Ho-ohh, wow!”
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Andrew: “I don’t know what word you’re thinking of; but, I don’t wanna know”
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Andrew: “I think there might be something broken in the re-telling of that though.”
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Andrew: “I was saying, ‘Boo-urns'”
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Andrew: “I’m a little on the fence here”
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Andrew: “I’m not trying to be ‘Not, but,’ by the way”
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Andrew: “Lord, do I wish I had some better ideas”
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Andrew: “Maybe you want to wait until we till my soil of my, of my humor”
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Andrew: “Oh, no!”
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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: Snorting #2
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Andrew: “Strong start?”
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Andrew: “The business of show”
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Andrew: “Why are you sending ‘Sleep Easy, Hutch Rimes’ to my parent’s house in Ohio!?”
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Andrew: “You slam your thumbnail in a car door. At first, it hurts; but then, the pressure builds and builds and builds. And then, finally, on Thursday, you heat up a paperclip and you push it through your thumbnail, and pressure is relieved on Thursday.”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew ordered a DVD through Amazon and accidentally had it shipped to his parents address
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Andrew and Luke: “I dunno. Maybe, maybe a hard rain is gonna come on Monday (Oh, wow) and wash this, wash this music away.”
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Luke: “Andrew ‘Lone Laugh’ Walsh”
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Luke: “Anything to take my mind off of the fact that that door is about to open, and I’m about to be exposed for the podcaster that I am.”
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Luke: “Help me”
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Luke: “Hey, speaking of good radio, I’ve, I’ve fully submersed myself in, in the dark.”
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Luke: “I can get down with that”
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Luke: “I don’t really follow new music, cuz I’m a kid. She didn’t say that. I added that.”
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Luke: “I need this! I need my powder!”
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Luke: “I need to put on my big boy podcasting pants”
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Luke: “I really am. I have deep shame today, Andrew.”
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Luke: “I, I landed at JFK in New York. That’s not true.”
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Luke: “In Portland, Oregon… The Bay City”
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Luke: “It was, it was drama that didn’t pay off. What else is new for this show?”
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Luke: “Oh my God, you’re so woke!”
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Luke: “One is not enough. Two is the right amount; and, three is not enough?”
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Luke: “One is not enough. Two is too many. And, three is not enough.”
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Luke: “Our long national nightmare is over”
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Luke: “Robyn ‘Tindr’baum”
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Luke: “There’s, there’s some useful info in this for the listeners, for once.”
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Luke: “This is gonna be the last part of our broadcast week”
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Luke: “Well, hey there folks… furries and non-furries alike. You’re all welcome to enjoy this Friday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be Too Beautiful To Live.”
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Luke: “You’re like the most woke white guy”
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Luke and Andrew: “Also, it doesn’t help that I’m about three piña coladas in. Oh, really? Seriously? Piña coladas?”
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Luke and Andrew: “If we average the amount of (Yeah) broadcast we did this week, it would be about an hour a day.”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s, it’s as-if I did this show completely nude, (Right) you know, holding a salmon in one hand, and bagging it against a, a picture of Cheryl Tiegs.”
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Luke and Andrew: “The salmon we’re fine with. The fact that you’re naked, no problemo. Karaoke version of Fabulous Thunderbirds? I would kill to see Robyn’s face if she ever heard this.”
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Luke and Andrew: “There’s everybody’s buddy. Also, Joseph. (That was) Joseph… That was so demeaning.”
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Luke and Andrew: “You know, it’s like Oprah says, ‘Living your least bald life.’ Bald like everybody’s watching.”
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