Tag: #2231

Luke: “And, I also promise to give you five stars on your Uber rating; since, I’m turning you into my personal Uber driver.”

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Luke: “As per ushe”

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Luke: “B-T-Dubs”

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Luke: “Because, that’s part of the problem with this handmade, artisanal bull crap!”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Do you sleep with your baseball?”

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Luke: “Do you sleep with your pastrami?”

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Luke: “I want you to pull that e-brake, and I want you to Dukes the Hazzard out of that shit. I wanna hit that, I wanna hit that turn. I want you to Tokyo Drift into that turn, okay?”

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Luke: “I’m sex negative”

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Luke: “If you are up for this, I promise to buy you a pastrami sandwich”

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Luke: “If you do not think this is a good idea, I understand. If you need me, I’ll be in the Alaska Lounge, getting drunk on free red wine.”

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Luke: “If, if you don’t know who’s wearing the fedora within fifteen minutes, you’re wearing the fedora.”

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Luke: “Jam it into this space”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Look at this! If you guys could just see the, the cajones on this Andrew Walsh”

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Luke: “Of course, they’re not selling hats today”

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Luke: “One thing is, on a Tuesday at 11:30, they’re gonna be open and selling fucking hats.”

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Luke: Saying “Uh, actually, it was the LA Angels. They were a Minor League team there in nineteen whatever” in a pedantic manner

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Luke: “So, the one block I walk, a dude recognizes me, and I’m deeply ashamed.”

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Luke: “So, we’re on our way to Ebbets Flannels. I want to get this Bellingham Mariners hat because it has a bee on it. Is that a little… self, self obsessed? It looks like ‘B’ for Burbank.”

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Luke: “Swerve on Carbs”

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Luke: “Well, I got Rosco and Boss Hog trailing me”

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Luke: “Where are our East Linn-homies?”

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Luke: “You can’t go home again”

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Luke and Andrew: “And I just fire up a shot and it is the biggest airball in history. Of course, it was.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I still think it’s kind of a cute hat, and… By the way, remind me to never say, ‘It’s kind of a cute hat’. Well, no, say that a lot when you go in there.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I would’ve never been allowed to watch because of Daisy’s dukes (I hear you)”

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Luke and Andrew: “If I’m gonna have a cheat day, I’m gonna go to Tats with you (Right) and get my pastrami on.”

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Luke and Andrew: Licensing Talk and Internet Hat Talk

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Luke and Andrew: “That is the office of the couple’s counselor that Carey and I used to go to; just in case, you’re ever in the neighborhood, Andrew, and you need counseling. Things with me and Carey are fine. Oh, well, stop throwing it in my face.”

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Andrew: “And just a dash of racism”

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Andrew: “Are you ready to pastrami!!?”

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Andrew: Engaging the parking brake

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Andrew: “Hello! My name is Andrew Walsh, I live on Burke! Everything is fine!”

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Andrew: “Here’s the biggest disappointment in that whole thing: future tripping sounds so cool; yet, in reality, it’s such a shitty thing.”

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Andrew: “Hey, Burbank”

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Andrew: “Hold on. There’s a joke about priming the pump. I’m just… I’m, I can’t access it right now.”

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Andrew: “I don’t do Dido, dude!”

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Andrew: “I dunno. I almost killed us.”

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Andrew: “I mean, I guess the fact your b-brain is going there is the problem.”

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Andrew: “I sit with it”

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Andrew: “I thought it involves Molly!”

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Andrew: “I’m always kind of like, ‘Well, is there gonna be a wait? Is there gonna be a line? Uhh, can we just go to Applebee’s… or Lids?'”

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Andrew: “Is your flying moustache the same as your massage chair moustache?”

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Andrew: “Oh yeah, no problem. Let’s get our pastrami on.”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s totally apropos!”

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Andrew: “Oh… ha-ha!”

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Andrew: “Or, we could do this. You could be our John Clayton Show listeners of the day.”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: “Se Va, Se Va, Se Va”

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Andrew: “Team of the Whatevers and the Hoo-has”

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Andrew: “The Denny’s of my youth is gone”

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Andrew: “You could just hiss and swipe at them”

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Andrew: “You know what? First order of business while Genevieve is out of town: Get me some Denny’s.”

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Andrew: “You would be the John Clayton Show hosted by fill-in host Gee Scott level donors of the day.”

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Andrew: “You’re cool”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew being a foamer

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Andrew and Luke: “But, like, going into somebody’s place and seeing their, like, wooden ball massager… don’t mis-interpret what I just said. Now, I’m starting to understand why the windows are fogged up in the Scion.”

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Andrew and Luke: “How do you like my driving? That was a, that was a pretty sick move you pulled there.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think that it would be a little posery for–You know me. What’s my biggest fear, Luke? What’s my biggest fear? Breakfast. I thought you meant of the things we eat.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I, also, am not exactly what you’d call a fashionista. Are you a Maxxinista? I am not a Maxxinista or a fashionista. I’m a barista. That wasn’t good. Don’t laugh at that… Don’t reward that.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s not the same. Everything’s healthier. Your sausage doesn’t perform the same way.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Keep your eyes on me. Make sure I don’t make a mistake. Number two, be prepared for me to make a mistake, and (Alright) don’t holler. I won’t. This is a holler-free zone my friend.”

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Andrew and Luke: Which side of a skateboard has wheels

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