Tag: #2232

Luke: “And it just changed my frigging life!”

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Luke: “And, of wanting to nail your order”

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Luke: “And, you totally nailed it”

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Luke: “But, eighty percent of our audience has zero idea what the chopping and the screwing of a hip-hop song even means.”

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Luke: “Dag!”

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Luke: “I don’t feel like it’s as good when I make it. Now, when my wife makes it, cuz she can make super, awesome homemade salad dressing that I like. When she makes it, it’s good. When I make it, it’s like… uhh. I wish I was at Chop’t.”

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Luke: “I was turning into, I look like Lou Dobbs!”

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Luke: “It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood”

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Luke: “Jalapeños are the jam”

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Luke: “Last night, I was doing what I do when I get to a hotel room; which is, watching Forensic Files”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing and saying “What bald spot?”

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Luke: “Oh, man”

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Luke: “Oh, my good gracious. Andrew, why didn’t you tell me?”

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Luke: “Uh, I, I”

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Luke: “We can’t get started with the show, though, for realsies until we talk to this young man”

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Luke: “What is this, October 19th, in the year of our Lord, Twenty-Sixteen?”

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Luke: “Whoa”

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Luke: “You’ve made this Houston a home”

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Luke and Andrew: “And they chop it all up… and then they screw it. I don’t get it.”

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Luke and Andrew: Chop’t and Screwed in Bellingham

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Luke and Andrew: “Jalapeños… (Yeah) On a salad?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke sharpshooting Andrew’s pronunciation of Manhattan’s “Houston”

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Luke and Andrew: “Mike doesn’t have, he doesn’t have a leg to stand on in this argument. Oh… nasty!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s what I look like? Cool. I’m forty years old, this is face, this is my bo-ody, (Mmm-hmm) it’s fine.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The other thing I’m loving about New York, Andrew, which I’ve forgotten about is… there are so many healthy good options. (Mmm)”

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???: Sneeze

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Andrew: “Beforehand, though, if folks are looking to have a few drinks before the show… (It makes the show better) Just kidding, Luke.”

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Andrew: “But, I’m screwed”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Hey, dummy!”

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Andrew: “Hey! Hey, put that down in the Hall of Quotes: If the Indians win this, then they, then they won.”

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Andrew: “Houston is where you hang your hat”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I want a hotness in there”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna try Bing. You go ahead.”

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Andrew: “I’ve been thinking about that sandwich all day”

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Andrew: “If that’s true, that’s pretty, pretty effed up”

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Andrew: “If the Indians win this, then, then, then they won”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I love it!”

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Andrew: “Luke, it was so racist!”

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Andrew: “Man!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! You, you can’t, you can’t write to listeners that way!”

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Andrew: “Okay. So, that, that was a good pay off. I’m glad I broke your rhythm. Go ahead.”

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Andrew: Pronouncing Manhattan’s “Houston” incorrectly

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Andrew: Singing “Back in the New York groove”

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Andrew: “Sorry, didn’t mean to put you on blast”

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Andrew: “They had nice, cubed salamis”

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Andrew: “This is our Hous-ton!”

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Andrew: “Try finding a Walkman, dude!”

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Andrew: “Ugh! No thank you, nerd!”

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Andrew: “Wait, let me do a quick Google”

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Andrew: “We have, we’ve salads in Bellingham. Just go to the Haggen’s!”

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Andrew: “Well, it gets complicated”

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Andrew: “Will you write a children’s book, at some point, called ‘This Is My Face, This Is My Bo-ody’?”

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Andrew: “Ya made it work! Ya made it work!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I, I just told you this isn’t a good TBTL topic; but, here I go, telling you what I read on it.”

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Andrew: “Yes! It’s so bad. It’s so bad!”

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Andrew: “You just always look like Luke to me”

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Andrew: “You know what you do when you make assumptions, my friends”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ass-umptions (…you and me) Yes!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, dummy! Whoa! No.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Now, I only insult the listeners. Ha!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You should put a box… over your bald spot. What bald spot? I don’t, I don’t have a bald spot. It’s already working!”

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