Clips From TBTL #2234: Aaron Mason Edition

Aaron Mason: “Cynicism is like poison. It’s, it’s the worst thing.”

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Aaron Mason: “I’m back!”

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Aaron Mason: “Keep talking about boob cake? Brother, can’t I stop”

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Aaron Mason: “Luke’s right. Future trippin’ is bad news, alright?”

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Aaron Mason: “Maybe, I’ll go on one of my beloved dump runs”

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Aaron Mason: “Meow”

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Aaron Mason: “Oh my God!”

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Aaron Mason: “Then you get to be Filth Santa”

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Aaron Mason: “This is Andy’s pee”

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Aaron Mason: “Twang!”

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Aaron Mason: “Whatever, bro! Too hot for TBTL!”

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Aaron Mason: “Yo, bro!”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “Also, it’s a cake! This is a cake… (It’s a cake!)”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: Andrew pulled dump rank on Aaron

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “Bro, it’s Ace. It is!!! Yeah.”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “Future plannin’. I’d like the coin that, please. No.”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “Hype Williams Presents! DJ Screwed!”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “I’ve decided I am (Ohh!) going to be calm today.”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “Should (I don’t know, do we want to get into this?) is the problem. Should is the problem. (No) You’re such a should guy. (No, here’s the problem. Here’s the problem…) That’s the worst word!”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “This one’s from Stu-bot! (I was actually…) Stu-bot says…Did you read me my mind? (Maybe)”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: Variations on Katy or Catie

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Clips From TBTL #2234: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “And I realize… I didn’t do it”

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Andrew: “Boom.”

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Andrew: Explaining Stu-bot’s message and Andrew stepping on his jokes

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Andrew: “God, I’m really, I’m just going to the beginning on this one”

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Andrew: “He is… so goddamn talented!”

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Andrew: “Hi, TBTL listener. I had to cut something out of the show at this point. Trust me, it was worth it; and, trust me, I’ll explain it later on in the show. For now, let’s pick it up here.”

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Andrew: “I have a… empty life”

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Andrew: “I stepped on these jokes like Godzilla stepping on a dog’s tail”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, Stu. And also, I’m sorry Future Andrew; cuz, I don’t know how I’m gonna cut that out!”

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Andrew: “It is!!!”

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Andrew: “It was the 90s”

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Andrew: “It was… horrible”

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Andrew: “It’s not called ‘Grapes of Ads'”

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Andrew: “It’s time to thank our Bartman level donors of the day”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank is on another tough assignment for CBS News, by the way. He’s down in Puerto Rico, sipping on piƱa coladas and getting lost in the rain.”

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Andrew: “My name is not Andy. Like, I grew up as an Andy. My dad still calls me ‘Andy Boy’ or ‘A-Boy'”

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Andrew: “Oh, no”

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Andrew: “Oh yeah, this is sad”

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Andrew: “Oh… yeah.”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “That’s fine. It’s all gonna be fine.”

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Andrew: Saying “Bring it!” in a gruff voice

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Andrew: Saying “Profiterole” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “Thank you, anonymous listener!”

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Andrew: “That was Ron ‘The Ace of Ron’ Upshaw”

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Andrew: “That’s pretty solid”

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Andrew: “That’s why people should keep listening: To see if I can get it up for a story that, I admit at the top of the show, I just don’t care about”

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Andrew: “The listeners know what’s happening here. They don’t like it… but, they know it’s happening.”

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Andrew: “There goes our dump dates”

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Andrew: “Things got a little bit weird there at the end”

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Andrew: “This is gross”

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Andrew: “This is… off… the… tracks!”

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Andrew: “Well… whatever”

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Andrew: “Within the first, like, two minutes of, of my eighth grade was awful”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: Aaron making sounds while Andrew is trying to say something in the clear

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “And remember, no mountain too tall, and profiter-all!”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “How good is that movie!? Awesome!”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “I am on a learning site… Oh, no. Cyber.com, (Oh no, this is…) backslash learn”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Public radio. (Uh-huh) I, I smarten this shit up a little bit”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Really?!? Yes! He only has one tweet?!?”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “So I’m like, kind of out there like an… such an old cranky man (I know!) Love that you jump right to raccoons!”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “So, anyway, you taught these kids about cyber. Yeah, that’s right, all about the cybers”

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