Andrew: “And, that’s how Luke became a Jethro Tull fan”
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Andrew: Andrew sounding like Donald Trump
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Andrew: “Bad news bears”
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Andrew: “For some reason, they think that CBS news is more important than TBTL”
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Andrew: “I mean, I was listening to your intro, it was good. You still don’t know what ocean you’re in.”
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Andrew: “I sounded like fucking Donald Trump”
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Andrew: “It’s the crack of 10 AM!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: “Oh damn, though, you’re an iPhone guy.”
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Andrew: “Other people are doing a podcast right now about stock options. We’re doing a show about sock options.”
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Andrew: “Part of the public radio puberty”
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Andrew: “Remember my great Edmonds adventure?”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “Super loosey-goosey”
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Andrew: “That’ll be the name of the show, ‘Insert Your Planet Money Joke Here'”
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Andrew: “There you go. I call these Donovan deets.”
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Andrew: “Things have gotten hard on the Argyle sock front, Luke”
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Andrew: “We’re off to a pretty hot start today!”
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Andrew: “Whad’ya need, bro!!?”
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Andrew: “You can tell I’m sharp today”
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Andrew: “You know me, I’m super anal the way I, kind of, organize things”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew likes to hide behind his lame humor when faced with serious things
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Andrew and Luke: “Are you wearing your pith hat? Professor Stanley, I presume?”
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Luke: “A little part of me dies when I realize like, this morning, that the only thing I can pull on are novelty socks.”
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Luke: “And, I made a note to myself. I said, ‘Self, you’ve got twenty-four hours before you do this again. Take five goddamn seconds and Google this!’ And, would you believe, I didn’t remember to do it until this very moment, when we’re all hanging out on the imaginary radio together.”
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: “I’d like to thank our Bembe Bakra level donors today”
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Luke: “I’m a terrible human.”
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Luke: “I’m a terrible human. I think I just straight-up stole the Wilco A.M. CD from the radio station.”
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Luke: “I’m stifling the urge to call it Old ‘San Juan’, because I don’t want to be that guy.”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “The stages of listening to TBTL: bargaining, denial, and then, finally, sweet, sweet acceptance”
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Luke: “There’s a guy on flute. I’ve never heard someone jam so hard on the flute.”
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Luke: “Where’re all the farm girls?”
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Luke and Andrew: Crystal meth and false teeth are the official 15th and 16th anniversary gifts
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s like underwear or socks. Yes!”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke bought a dancing Mickey Mouse toy when he was 28 years old
Luke and Andrew: Nana Jug
Luke and Andrew: “No, the, um… Oh, dang it. People are throwing phones at things all over America, right now. Are they charged; and, how do they charge them?”
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