Jen: “And so, when the dog has explosive diarrhea”
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Jen: “And, I love a good sports grudge. I mean, you bring up Katrina Witt to me, and I will go off for an hour about how she stole the Olympics from local Edmonds girl Rosalynn Sumners. Like, I’ll never get over it.”
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Jen: “Because, you know, country is no longer country; so, she kind of… Beyoncé was what was needed to bring country back to country.”
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Jen: “I have a headache!”
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Jen: “See, what we gotta do, see, is we gotta build this house and we gotta make something we love. We gotta make something beautiful, and big, and awesome!”
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Jen: “What!!!?”
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Jen: “When I tell you to clap, you clap. When I say you to get up, you get up.”
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Jen and Luke: “I don’t wanna say, ‘Karma’s a bitch’. I don’t wanna say that. (Right) Right.”
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Luke: Describing what his pool is filled with
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Luke: “Hey, Flash!”
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Luke: “I don’t know why, where the y’all’s coming from”
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Luke: “Pod-dog, (Perro) Pod-dog is somewhere else in the house, hanging out, chilling, doing her thing.”
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Luke: “Redistribution of whip”
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Luke: “Tell me what you’re thinking about Twitter these days, Granny”
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Luke: “That sounds like, by the way, some Illuminati shit”
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Luke: “This is fucking Howard Schultz”
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Luke: “Well, the good news for her is the world is bigger than five.”
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Luke and Jen: “I’m also happy to say thank you… to our Count Duckula level donors of the day. Jen, don’t even ask… (‘kay) how this kind of stuff happens, on this program (I know), in your absence.”
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Luke and Jen: Luke channels Beyoncé and goes “y’all” in
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Luke and Jen: Luke improvising a discussion regarding an OPP
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Luke and Jen: “What do you make of that Flash? I love it, of course.”
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