Andrew: “I thought you’re supposed to hold her paw?”
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Andrew: “I’m babbling”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Over here”
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Yeah”
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Andrew: “My goal for the show is to make that come out your nose”
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Andrew: “No, no, he’s on a telephone pole, messing with wires. And, he says, ‘I can call my mom from here.’ And then, he yells, ‘Hey ma, get off the dang roof!’ Which is one of my favorite jokes ever.”
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Andrew: “Oh, wow!”
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Andrew: “Teriyaki Madness!”
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Andrew: “Why do I want to hurt you!?”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants to hurt Luke by eating some ribs in front of him
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Andrew and Luke: “Does it give you gas!? No! Okay, good; (I got nothing) cuz, I lit a candle. Thank for doing that, John Fogerty.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Good, that’s funny juice right there. Ha! Possible show title: Funny Juice!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I have a chopped and screwed version… Oh, that’s perfect. That’s absolutely perfect.”
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Andrew and Luke: “It was so goddamn moving, man. It was (Really?) so goddamn moving. Yeah.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Teriyaki Madness, we have your daughter! It’s so messed up! I love it.”
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Luke: “And I’m not trying to rub it in the ears of the listeners”
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Luke: “And that’s only, that’s just the beginning of the weirdness!”
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Luke: “Bodies rocked… five days a week. That’s right.”
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Luke: “God, kids are idiots.”
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Luke: “Green Bling”
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Luke: “I am whatever the opposite of being constipated is because (I love juice!) I’m in day two of my, of my juice cleanse”
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Luke: “I’ve got a Coleman cooler that looks like I have transported a human kidney here intro Andrew’s home studio”
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Luke: Injecting “Green tea” into the Biggie Smalls “Juicy” song
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Luke: “Let’s see if I grab that one. Yep! I did! Yes, I did. I did that.”
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Luke: “Oh, my goodness gracious. What has my life come to? What is this man’s life come to? He’s been sitting across the table from me, listening to all of this”
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Luke: “Oi!”
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Luke: “Sarcastic joke loading”
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Luke: Singing “Put a candle in the window, ’cause I feel I’ve got to move.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Basically wing-nut, white people. Yeah, I guess.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Dang it! Why didn’t I think of that!?! (Right) You got me.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I still haven’t heard from him… (Right) but I could. (Right, right) I still haven’t heard from him… but I might.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve taken a lot of green juice during this program, and some of it is coming out of me. Not, not as we speak… God, I paid a lot for that chair. Good, grief.”
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Luke and Andrew: “It will be more like: I wanna steal stuff, I want to look at people when they’re naked, I wanna go to Costa Rica and not see me at the pool (Yeah)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s make it all pineapple juice next time, please. Could you throw a meatball in there too, please? Ooh, I almost got ya, almost got ya. You came so close! It’s my carpet, I don’t know why I want to see this happen so bad.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oi! Oh, here we go. I’ve been watching a lot of Black Mirror. Apologies in advance, Sam.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Olive is our cat, by the way; in case, you just tuned into the show today. That’s not true, it’s their daughter! (Yeah, Yeah) And, this is a dark conversation.”
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Luke and Andrew: “This is like when they cancelled TBTL on KIRO. How so? Umm, I kept missing kicks. Yeah, but, Jen kept holding them laces… in. Dang it! (So)”
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Luke and Andrew: “We could go way outside the litter box with this episode. Oh, ho-ho-ho! Dude, I told you… funny juice! (I love juice!)”
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Luke and Andrew: “We’d like to thank our Biggie Smalls ‘Juicy’ clean, chopped and screwed… level donors of the day (Mmm-hmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, what about naked people? Exactly.”
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