Clips From TBTL #2254: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “Alright. We good.”

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Luke: “Am I gonna get to be the hero of this story?”

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Luke: “Bamboo!”

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Luke: Cackling

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Luke: Cackling #2

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Luke: “Can I just open, like, the firehose of my feelings”

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Luke: “Euugh, that ain’t good.”

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Luke: “It was like the Harlem Grobetrotters”

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Luke: “It’s gone to that mole heaven in the sky”

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Luke: “Luke’s impending health crisis”

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Luke: “Mmm-hmm. Okay. Good.”

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Luke: “Oh, good. It’s just a mole.”

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Luke: “Oh, man. Ooh, burn. Roast. Oh, he capped on you.”

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Luke: “Shit, we gettin’ a new Costco!”

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Luke: “So, it’s not cancerous. Can I get it back then? Could they re-attach it? No? Okay.”

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Luke: “That was, my jam, as a child”

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Luke: “This election has fucking freaked my chili… you know?”

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Luke: “Toenail clippers, my man”

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Luke: “What are all these weird marks on your back?”

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Luke: “WTF”

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Luke: “You, it’s nail chewin’ time”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, the worst part was that there was a blanket of some kind (No) over something, and I shook it out and just (No) a cascade of toenails, (No!) like clipped toenails”

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Luke and Andrew: Forensics File and Peanut M&M’s

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Luke and Andrew: “Know that you want to send a message to those fat cats in Washington. Those fat cats in St. Paul!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, LB didn’t, you know, come in on a jetpack and cast the winning vote? (Mmm) LB doesn’t have time for this. Wait, you did come in on a jetpack though. You just didn’t know if it was the winning vote.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wasn’t it supposed to be, ‘What do you know-sef, Josef?’ Aaghh! Re-introduce me.”

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Clips From TBTL #2254: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Aaghh!”

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Andrew: “By the way… there are some F words coming up”

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Andrew: “Can I, can I just disconnect the line before you finish this; cuz, I think I know what you’re gonna say”

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Andrew: Drawn out and groaning “No!”

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Andrew: “Excuse me while I slip into something more annoying”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “I will stand. I will pace. I will kind of wring my hands. I’m a hand-wringer.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Like a little slam dunky thing”

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Andrew: “M-m-my brain’s has to do what brain’s got to do”

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Andrew: “Move over, booze”

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Andrew: “Oh, by the way… this is gonna get gross”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! How are we gonna get through this segment!?!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no.”

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Andrew: “See, Luke? You effed the country!”

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Andrew: “Sorry”

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Andrew: “Sup, man! Damn it!!! G–Just gimme one more, just one more. I got it this time.”

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Andrew: “Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.”

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Andrew: “We’re just kind of slipping into, slipping into annoying mode”

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Andrew: “What do you know-sef, Josef?”

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Andrew: “What we all just saw was, you know, a bunch of people who are gathered to be entertained for an evening; so, it was a good thing that everybody there didn’t just Andrew it up and hide behind the bleachers.”

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Andrew: “Wow. You are… over-estimating the power of TBTL, my friend.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, son.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s brain kicked off a self-defense mechanism, trying to forget Luke’s toenail story

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m pretty sure we can just go forever, until we break (Okay) the Internet”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m putting you on the… Bud Light Michelada Lime hot seat here. Yup!”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “Now, if you had me sit down, and blindfolded me, and then bit my fingernails for a while, and then gave me a… cuz… That’s how we do! And just ran ostrich feather over your lips. Oh, God! I’ve them all written down at home, if you’d like to see it. I’ve got some drawings.”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Brooklyn, we sit hard. We sit hard.”

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Andrew and Luke: “We’re off to (Yes) a hot start”

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