Andrew: “A-ha moments are ideas”
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Andrew: “And so, I started shoving those as far down the hole as I could and lighting them”
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Andrew: “He who dealt it, melted it?”
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Andrew: “Hola, Mr. Cola”
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Andrew: “I don’t work for Bravo, Luke! I don’t work for Bravo.”
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Andrew: “I’m a seventy-four doll-ounaire, dollarnaire”
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Sorry, I realized how ridiculous this is”
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Andrew: “Long story long”
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Andrew: “Now, that might mean that I have a bunch of friends who are like, ‘Aw, shit, Andrew’s giving me another stupid candle for Christmas'”
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Andrew: “Of all the crazy things that you do or don’t do to your body, Luke; and, I’m not even talking about the diets here”
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Andrew: “Oh, God, here comes that word ‘spend-thrifty’ again”
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Andrew: Stretched out “No!”
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Andrew: “We just spent all the calories on everything! It’s all out the window!”
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Andrew: “Yes!!”
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Luke: “Alright, the Top Story that I want to talk about, it’s not on our actual list of Top Stories; which, never bodes well for the actual Top Stories of the day”
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Luke: “Bangles ‘Eternal Flame’ level donors of the day”
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Luke: “Ho, boy”
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Luke: “See how long it takes somebody to ask you, ‘What the fuck are you talking about?'”
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Luke: “Smells like a winner”
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Luke: “That brings all the Pod-dogs to the yard”
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Luke: “We want to thank our coastal elitist level donors of the day”
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Luke and Andrew: “Also, I just farted; so, it’s good that we lit a match. Maybe it should be our thank you gifts next year: candles.”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew having a good laugh at Luke’s “World Star” story
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Luke and Andrew: “That’s surprising to me. You’d think that they would be all up in that candle game. That’s what I would think too!”
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Luke and Andrew: “This is exa–This is where I really wanted to go with this conversation was… Oh, good, only fifteen minutes later”
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Luke and Andrew: Wondering if people are still listening after playing Smash Mouth’s ‘All Star’ song in all C to close out the show
Luke and Andrew: “You’re making candles now, this is your new hobby?!? Yeah! Well, you know I’m famous for my drawings of candles”
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