Andrew: “Anyway, welcome to oyster cracker talk”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: “Now, I’m gonna go get in some trouble”
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Andrew: “Oh!”
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Andrew: “Wow!”
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Andrew and Ira Glass: “Not to presume your values, but are you having freak out moments in the middle of the night? If I had freak out moments, I wouldn’t talk about them publicly.”
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Andrew and Luke: “This thing is twelve years old! This came out in 2005! Wow.”
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Ira Glass: “Because, I’m a guy and life is unfair”
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Ira Glass: “Oh my God”
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Luke: “How are you my friend. We’re gonna talk about your hopes, your dreams, your future. We’ll cut up a couple of jackpots.”
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Luke: “I don’t even remember!”
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Luke: “I will Burbank it”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Laughing #2
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Luke: “Rappin’, rappin’, rappin'”
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Luke: “Show yourself!!!”
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Luke: Singing “We Three Kings of Slim Thug”
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Luke: “What!!?”
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Luke and Andrew: “And today, I’m very excited to thank our… (Oh, you…) Shirley Temple, Animal Crackers in My Soup, level donors of the day”
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Luke and Andrew: “Being best friends is… pretty, pretty dope. Yeah, it really is.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m glad you pooped your pants. You and I are so similar.”
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Luke and Andrew: Laughing
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Luke and Andrew: “Listener Jamie says, ‘I was out running and pooped my pants while I was listening to the astronaut story.’ What astronaut story? I don’t even remember! It’s great though!”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke thinks Andrew is worried about being attracted to Shirley Temple
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, my God! I’ll cut that out.”
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Luke and Andrew: Want to know if a listener craps his/her pants while listening to TBTL
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Luke and Andrew: “What an interesting concept for this song. What a, what a hot take!!”
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Luke and Andrew: Young Luke didn’t understand how sex worked and was afraid of hearing his parents having sex
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Luke and Ira Glass: Luke explaining his evolution of learning how babies are made