Andrew: “I just don’t fall down that much”
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Andrew: “I just stumbled on something”
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Andrew: “It just hangs out there like a fart”
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Andrew: “It’s not a good story, but it’s long”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Laughing #3
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Andrew: Laughing #4
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Andrew: “Like, that’s the most Burns-y thing to ever Burns”
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Andrew: “My brain is not working a hundred percent. That might lead to some real, ridiculous, funny conversation today; or, it might just mean, I need to turn off my microphone at some point, Luke.”
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Andrew: No Egg Talk
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Andrew: “Nope”
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Andrew: “Oh, my goodness!”
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Andrew: “Oh! Yeah.”
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Andrew: Reading a listener’s fart-take on lyrics to The Bangles’s “Eternal Flame”
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Andrew: “So, there was no winning”
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Andrew: “That’s a tired old joke. God, I’m mad!”
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Andrew: “The poop songwriter was a girl!”
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Andrew: “These questions I’m gonna ask you should not matter, but I need to ask them”
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Andrew: “We don’t!”
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Andrew: “Were you chanting in the hot tub?”
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Andrew: “Why are, why are these people so fancy?”
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Andrew: “Wow! Wow!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I regret playing this. I don’t.”
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Andrew and Luke: “You’re a zoodler, (Yeah) not a toodler. Sorry. (Exactly, right) I’m sorry.”
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Luke: “Believe you, me”
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: “I don’t know if I’m the dog… or the dirty dog”
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Luke: “I think the most fun part of zoodling”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Nude”
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Luke: “Oh, this isn’t your first egg talk this week! You disgust me.”
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Luke: Saying “G’day, mate. You gonna head over to Los Angeles and put a shrimp on the barbie?” mostly in an Australian accent
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Luke: Saying “The stories are so long for being so boring”
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Luke: “We can breeze into a room… like a fart”
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Luke: “We have a new segment today that we want to bring you, it’s called: Luke Responds to Twitter”
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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, speaking of which, ask me what I am wearing? Nope. Not falling for that again.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Good times, man. Really good times. Sounds like it’s sexy-fun times for you.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I think we have to thank our Kenny Loggins, Playing with the Boys level (Oh, okay) donors of the day”
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Luke and Andrew: “I was going to do the show in the buff; but, then, Carey threatened to take a picture of me with her iPhone and send it to you. And, that, that had me putting on clothes real fast. Wow! Wow!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Picture me getting into a hot tub, naked, spinning a volleyball on my finger, (No!) playing with the boyz. I’m not doing that!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Question asked. Question answered. Yeah. Maybe one follow-up comment. New question posed, new question answered.”
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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Night job. Hero of the… day job.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Welcome to TBTL Drunk History, except no one’s drunk. (Hoooo!) I know! What’s going on?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, but it’s not Frankenstein, it’s Frankenstein’s Zucchini. Oh, right. Don’t, please don’t continue to make that mistake on this program, as per usual.”
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