Luke: “A lot of you are like, ‘Why am I still listening to this nightmare?'”
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Luke: “Ahh, you never let me down, Toyota 4Runner, with two hundred and fifty thousand miles on ya.”
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Luke: “And, I’m a little worried…. that I might… just end up joining the athletic club; because, I’m, I’m very easily persuaded into things like this.”
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Luke: “And, pump some iron, and just get completely jacked, working on my beef castle”
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Luke: “Because, your friend, Luke Burbank, is a terrible human”
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Luke: “BTDubs”
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Luke: “Burbank!”
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Luke: “Don’t tell me this show isn’t getting its frigging Science Friday on! Move over, Ira Flatow!”
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Luke: “Don’t tell me this show isn’t getting its frigging Science Friday on! Move over, Ira Flatow! There’s a new podcart in town.”
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Luke: Driving with one hand on the steering wheel and one hand holding a microphone
Luke: “Got it, thank you. ‘kay thanks, bye.”
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Luke: “Hey, dum-dums”
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Luke: “Hey, man! Uhh, I need to order fifty more stats…. stat!”
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Luke: “I am trying to regain control. I do not currently have it. I am actually almost getting into a crash. Oh, my dear Lord. I got control of the car again.”
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Luke: “I gotta thank our… Clash… Train in Vain level donors of the day”
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Luke: “I know it was a weird show. It was fun for me… and, that’s the important part.”
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Luke: “I know that some of you are saying, ‘Burbank… why are you in a car, driving around, by yourself, no sidekick, no Andrew, no woife… No anybody else. Just you and a questionable set of errands.'”
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Luke: “I’m gonna give this a solid three-and-a-half stars… for existing!”
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Luke: Little Blingy Devil
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Luke: “Oh shit, there’s a cop”
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Luke: “Oh, yes! The perfect crime, ladies and gentlemen. That’s right, got the tour of the health club. Got use of the treadmill. They do have a tanning booth.”
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Luke: “Oh… my gosh, you guys”
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Luke: “Okay. Now… your work here is done, lady.”
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Luke: “Ooh, that’s a hot take, Jerome. Hot, hot take on a cold, cold day.”
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Luke: “Rogue kids… sledding all over the place. It’s ridiculous.”
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Luke: “Siri, this is my show today! No sidekick, remember? It’s just me, in the car, almost crashing. That’s what this is, okay? Quit trying to steal my spotlight!”
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Luke: “That… guy is… loving his life right now”
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Luke: “This car has four-wheel drive, people! This car has four-wheel drive… but, guess what? I don’t know how to activate it.”
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Luke: Waiting for Garbage-dot
Luke: “What the hell was I talking about? Something important.”
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Luke: Whispering “I didn’t tell that’s cuz I was checking out the tanning bed at the gym. I also don’t know why I’m whispering, cuz I’m just by myself in this car.”
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Luke: Whispering “Oh, my God in Heaven”
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Luke: “Yo… Mr. Miyagi”
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Luke: “You know what? I just realized how ridiculous what I was about to say is. I’d like to retract what I’m about to say, before I say it.”
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Luke: “You know what? Yap up, Siri! Yap up right now.”
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