Clips From TBTL #2320: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “A little extra audio drop. That–you don’t even have to pay for that extra audio drop, people. Just to hear it for free.”

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Luke: “Are you allowed to talk about how bunch of money it is?”

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “Despite the fact that I have been try to… create my own Amish paradise… for myself”

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Luke: “Easy, Trump”

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Luke: “God… bless! God… bless”

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Luke: “I don’t have a middle gear on these things”

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Luke: “I’ll be danged”

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Luke: “Listen, everybody, I wanna, I wanna just give a warning to all of our animal lovers out there. This warning goes out to all of the animal lovas, in the TBTL audience; of which, I know there are a few.”

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Luke: “Mama didn’t raise no fool!”

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Luke: “Mr. Burbank… we had to correct your family”

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Luke: “My brain is bad”

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Luke: “Oh! You broke my heart. You broke-a my heart, New York Magazine!”

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Luke: “Our donors of the day; which, are our John Williams, Star Wars Cantina level donors the day”

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Luke: Saying “We’re going to Secrets!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Singing “I’m in the mood for love, simply because you’re near me”

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Luke: “Snap your fingers! Do the stair. You can do right by your self! Snap your fingers”

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Luke: “That’s a young man’s game”

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Luke: “There’s a botched Hidden Valley Ranch…joke on my podcast!”

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Luke: “WTF”

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Luke: “You wanna know what kind of dombass your friend Luke is”

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Luke: “You’ve always hosted Live Wire, Mr. Burbank”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew suggested that the deck of cards that were funnier than Luke should host Live Wire

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you on Snapchat? Umm, yeah… I am.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t understand… business, Andrew… (Nor do I)”

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Luke and Andrew: “No fucking way. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Que paso, my dude. Right.”

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Clips From TBTL #2320: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Basket of deplorables”

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Andrew: “Before you hit go, are you sure? Double-check your name; cuz, if your name is wrong, you’re effed. Double-check these dates; cuz, if the dates are wrong, you’re effed.”

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Andrew: “Corn tortil-la”

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Andrew: “Do you know that that’s a thing? I doubt that that’s a thing.”

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Andrew: “Flour tortil-la”

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Andrew: “Ghyna!”

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Andrew: “Good, Lord”

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Andrew: “I am so… glad you had that ready”

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Andrew: “I… think you are a genius”

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Andrew: “Impli-shit-ly [ph]

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: “Like, what–too many nicknames, dude. I can’t keep them straight anymore.”

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Andrew: “Loose lips… sink… public radio pitches! Give now!”

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Andrew: “Mmm, I think you’re taco shaming yourself”

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Andrew: “Oh, come on!”

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Andrew: “Right. Right.”

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Andrew: Saying “But, there were a lot of people who were not” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Shirtless? Topless? I don’t know.”

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Andrew: “Still mad about that Hidden Valley joke”

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Andrew: “The Burbank third way!”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t know if this is interesting or not”

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Andrew: “What are we even talking about?”

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Andrew: “You know I’m weird about that”

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Andrew and Luke: “Any idea which location they’re going to? Which country? It’s a Secret. Good answer. Thank you very much.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Permission to attack, sir? Granted. Thank you. I was waiting for you to grant permission.”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, anyway… Snapchat. Yep, what up with that?”

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s a Hidden Ranch Valley part–Aw, shit! I messed it up! I agree, you know what, points for trying. (No, no points!) Alright, tomorrow’s gonna be good, I promise. I’m coming with my game tomorrow.”

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