Andrew: “D’you ever had a day… I doubt you have”
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Andrew: “Did I have some sort of a sober blackout in the middle of a Thursday… where, I drop this phone and just put it back in my pocket, and I have no recollection of it?”
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Andrew: “Do you wanna borrow my ‘S’?”
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Andrew: “Get over here! Let me chastise ya! Why ya puttin’ diapers on your dog, Luke? How have we not talked about this?”
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Andrew: “I wish Genevieve would thunder-shirt me!”
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Andrew: “I’m outta there!”
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Andrew: “If I had dropped this phone, my world would have frozen Matrix-style for, like, a solid five minutes”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: “Luke, put that egg down! Put that egg…that controller-shaped egg down!”
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Andrew: “Sorry, bro”
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Andrew: “The physical evidence is there. I am a liar.”
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Andrew: “This time, I’ve just been barebacking it for the life of this phone, which is about a year old”
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Andrew and Luke: “Cuz, I’ve been carrying this thing around like it’s a, like it’s a bomb that’s about to go off in my pants, I’m so… Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I promise you, Luke, I’m looking you in the eye (Yeah) as intensively as I ev’r have, as I ever have: I did not drop this phone.”
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Andrew and Luke: Laughing
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Andrew and Luke: Unfunny, forced laughter and Luke does not want Andrew to do that to him
Luke: “Ai-yee!”
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Luke: “Douche-nozzle”
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Luke: Forced Laughter
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Luke: “I did something very thoughtless today”
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Luke: “In Soviet Russia… Tiësto drops you!”
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Luke: Starbucks sous vide eggs helped him stay on his low carb grind and allows him to make some truly horrible decisions later
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Luke: “We’re out of Tiësto. I dunno what to do.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I just want to thank Janie, Nicky, Mikey and Annie… Who? For their support of TBTL.”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s all taco, all the time. It’s tacos all the way up.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “No! Oh God, no! Oh, God, No!” and Andrew laughing
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Luke and Andrew: “We ran out of Tiësto again. Again!? Are you serious? We’re two Tiëstos in.”
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