Andrew: “And I took that super goddamn personally”
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Andrew: Andrew was telling a story about Genevieve and the Google assistant and mumbled “Okay, Google” and his phone picked it up
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Andrew: Having a good laugh
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Andrew: Having a good laugh #2
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Andrew: “Human-to-human or cat-to-human?”
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Andrew: “I never said that”
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Andrew: “It tastes legit, man!”
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Andrew: “It was great!!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Laughing #3
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Andrew: “Oh, God”
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Andrew: “Oh, God!!”
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Andrew: “Okay, Google… Who’s Luke Burbank?”
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Andrew: “They’re gonna have to zone those drones”
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Andrew and Luke: “Boy, I’d love to hear more of this, if we’d let it breath at the end… That’s something that you can enjoy in your private time… when you’re being a racist. Come on!!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Have you gone to any, like, kind of, sketchy ATMs? When do I not!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’m in love! You’re in love with the Dashlane!”
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Andrew and Luke: To the moments when Andrew’s awake
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Andrew and Luke: “Wait… what!? Just tell me everything (Isn’t that nuts?)”
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Luke: “A sky dark with drones”
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Luke: “Alexa… Tell me about the Burger King commercial that told Google Home to tell them about the Whopper. See what that does to the space fucking fabric of time.”
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Luke: Cute Laugh
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Luke: “Hand me the phone!!!”
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Luke: “How do you feel about sharing an RV with someone wearing a baldness helmet?”
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Luke: “Just embrace the suck?”
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Luke: Making a sticker shock sound
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Luke: Playing the sad horns drop and saying “They’re back, baby. They’re back.”
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Luke: “Sanctuary!!!”
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Luke: Singing the “On The Media” theme
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Luke: Snorting
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Luke: “This morning, I got an alert from our bank… e-mail alert, and it said, it was ‘Fraud Alert’. Now, I get those all the time, cuz they’re usually like… ‘Someone stole your card and tried to buy a baldness laser helmet’; and, I say… ‘Actually… funny story'”
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Luke: “We love all of our listeners equally. They’re like our children… in that, we owe them a shit ton of child support”
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Luke: “We’re just trying to THRIVE, people”
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Luke: “Who can we get in the United States that’s amazing? Burbank!”
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Luke: “You could just murderate these carpets”
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Luke and Andrew: “And the reason I don’t, like, fly it with me to places; because, I don’t think it really does anything. Oh my God!”
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Luke and Andrew: “He bought a balloon and you know the story on that one. Sorry. Go ahead.”
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Luke and Andrew: Not interesting, but accurate
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