Clips From TBTL #2393: The Burbanks Edition

Carey Burbank: Answering the phone with a “Hello, baby!” drop

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Carey Burbank: Laughing and saying “What… what do you mean?”

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Carey Burbank: Playing “Hello, baby!” over the phone

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Carey Burbank: Playing “Hello, baby!” over the phone towards the end of the show

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Carey Burbank and Luke: Exaggerating details is part and parcel of being a Professional Storyteller

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Carey Burbank and Luke: “Ooh, good detail, storyteller. Professional (Thank you) storyteller. You know, I do alright.”

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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: Carey plays the “Hello, baby!” drop as a power out, Luke considers it the worst audio bit on the show ever and can’t wait for it to go on Marsupial Gurgle

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Luke: “Everybody gets a nickname today!”

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Luke: Funny mouth sound

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Luke: “Hello, baby!”

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Luke: “I can’t wait for that to make its way on to Marsupial Gurgle. I mean, what will it even be?”

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Luke: “I… hate… running through the airport”

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Luke: “I’m a Peter Push-forward”

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Luke: “I’m kidding, Hamilton fans!”

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Luke: Incorrectly saying “It’s episode 2932 in a collector’s series”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Now, your body decides to… release the Kraken of sweat”

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Luke: Panting breathlessly

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Luke: “Rare (??) blood!! Cool!”

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Luke: “Run for it!”

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Luke: “Sammy Sad-sack”

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Luke: Saying “Here I go once again with the Breaking News” as Strong Bad

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Luke: Singing “1-877-Canaries of Comedy”

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Luke: “Sluggerrr! Sluggerrr!!”

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Luke: Strong Bad-ish TBTL Breaking News

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Luke: “That is how much things move in… and through the transom of my mind these days”

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Luke: “That is, by the way, classic Sammy Snore-sack… Which is… I hope, I hope, he doesn’t make an appearance”

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Luke: “That was an HP… not an MP”

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Luke: “There’s still some meat on dem bones”

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Luke: “This is, ‘Road Rules: Burbank Edition'”

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Luke: “This, my friend”

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Luke: “Ugh, you gotta be kidding me”

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Luke: “What in the world is going on in your life… wife?”

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Luke: “What will it even be? It’ll be just a wisp of memory of an idea of a sound drop.”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s doing the shocker with his hands… Oh, God! I didn’t even notice that. No, rea–No! This is a family show. What the hell!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m interested in the details of life. As a professional storyteller, it’s what I mostly focus on. Oh my God.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s do this podcast to the pain for our listeners. And, we do.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke doing his version of the TBTL Breaking News drop but it ended going all Strong Bad

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh! Can I? Burrrr. No, (Burrrr) okay. Control. Mouth. With brain. Control, Alt, Mouth?”

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Luke and Andrew: Peter Push-forward vs Sammy Sad-sack

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Luke and Andrew: “We are men of action, not words. Wait, opposite… (Right) opposite of that (Right)”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: Luke reacting to how Carey answered the phone

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Luke, Andrew and Carey Burbank: Luke had said he was a “Professional Storyteller” to Carey

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Luke, Carey Burbank and Andrew: “Everybody gravitates towards that toy at some point. It’s like the most fun thing in the house, besides me. (Yup) And, also a better storyteller. Oooh… (Ow, wow) this interview is over! Let’s not get nasty, guys.”

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Clips From TBTL #2393: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “And, we do”

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Andrew: “Control, Alt, Mouth”

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Andrew: “Here comes old, huffy-puffy Burbank”

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Andrew: “I am Sammy Sad-sack! I am Sammy Sad-sack!!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know where, I’m in, I might be on the Dark Web right now”

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Andrew: “I heard that she donated just so that she wouldn’t get fined… actually”

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Andrew: “I’m just sayin’!!”

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Andrew: “I’m not being nice here”

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Andrew: “It sounded cut off at the end”

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Andrew: “It’s so clear from this conversation that you care more about it than I do; so, just take it”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “N’ohh… You”

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Andrew: “No”

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Andrew: “Oh my God”

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Andrew: “Sammy Sad-sack only does one thing: he cries into his soup”

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Andrew: “Ted Cruz, like fucking Ted Cruz.”

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Andrew: “Ted Cruz, like fucking Ted Cruz. Sorry about the language at the top of the show, you guys.”

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Andrew: “That door is only closed because you haven’t opened it”

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Andrew: “That’s why you get it; because, I don’t care”

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Andrew: “Their mascot is… Oh, dang it, it’s like my favorite name. It’s perfect. It’s a… I can’t think of it. Good Lord, what’s wrong with me!? Why would I open my mouth to tell the story if I don’t know the end of it?”

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Andrew: “What the hell? What the hell!!”

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Andrew: “What the hell!”

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Andrew: “What the hell!” #2

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Andrew: “What the hell!” #3

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Andrew: “Whose side is that guy on!?!”

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Andrew: “Why am I doing all the driving?”

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Andrew: “You were in the old Fart Locker down there with smelly Kev”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wanted to talk about Sammy Sad-sack, but Luke wasn’t having any of it

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Andrew and Luke: “I am Sammy Sad-sack! I am Sammy Sad-sack!! Wait, then everybody starts to stand up, (Yeah) ‘I am Sammy Sad-sack!'”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, are we just gonna go out with ‘Dreamweaver’ though? We may have to now. I can’t stop this. The train has left the station! You’ve got two ears and a heart, don’t you? (Sorry, Waves!)”

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