Andrew: “Ah, I messed it up!!!”
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Andrew: “Ah, the best doggin’s! Yeah”
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Andrew: “Every night has been great!!”
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Andrew: “I can’t believe it!”
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Andrew: “I don’t know what people think about this show; but, we’re not rich enough to eat our laying heggs [sic]. Ah, I messed it up!!! You’re supposed to be ‘rich enough to eat your laying hens’. Another words, you have eggs… I’m struggling today, guys.”
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Andrew: “I love the way you think”
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Andrew: “I… cannot believe I cut the ‘S’ off of that drop”
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Andrew: “I’m struggling today, guys”
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Andrew: “Oh, nice thinkin’!”
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Andrew: “This is hog killing weather, just move on”
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Andrew: “This joint is gonna get gamy!!”
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Andrew: “We’re dumb as a barrel of hair”
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Andrew: “Would we say that she is tough as a stewed skunk?”
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Andrew and Luke: “But, if anybody says that Katie… would squeeze a nickel until the buffalo screams… they’re a damn liar!! She is not cheap. Am I gonna have to confiscate your list of idioms?”
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Andrew and Luke: “See, they don’t use the word ‘Awesome’ in Texas, so… Do they say, ‘Y’awesome’?”
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Andrew and Luke: “That drop is hotter than a preacher’s knee. Ha-ha!!!”
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Luke: “Aw boy, I tell ya… it was hotter than a two dollar pistol out there”
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Luke: Clams are inscrutable and are like rocks with a booger in it
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Luke: Cute Laugh
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Luke: “Ha-ha!!!”
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Luke: “I cannot… work under these conditions”
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Luke: “I tell you what, boy. It was hotter than the hinges of hell”
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Luke: “Katie really has a way with words here. I should say, a way with turds.”
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Luke: Playing the “Isn’t that for technogee” and Andrew’s proto Marsupial Gurgle clips
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Luke: Singing “Going off the rails on a gravy train”
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Luke: Singing “This is a dad thing”
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Luke: Singing “With two toothbrushes” and “Chopped and Screwed” over the top of Spoon’s “You Got Yr. Cherry Bomb”
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Luke: Snorting
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Luke: “So, it all, it all comes back to Texas”
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Luke: “The other ones were bullshit, this is real.”
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Luke: “We’re also… good word people. We know all the kinds of word”
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Luke: “Well, you know, God never turns off an AC without suggesting you open a window”
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Luke: “What was wrong with us!?”
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Luke: “Yeah!”
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Luke and Andrew: Laughing
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Luke and Andrew: There have been no intentional farts in the Fart Locker
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Luke and Andrew: “Uh, he’s lucky? Yes, you son of a bitch!! …You glorious bastard! Exactly. He’s lucky!”
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