Andrew: “Am I.. am I… am I killing you Smalls? Am I totally killing you Smalls by disrespecting this special collector’s item? Or, would you have done the same thing?”
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Andrew: “And now, I’ve just been monkeying around with this ball”
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Andrew: “And, I just want a ball that I can monkey around with”
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Andrew: “Genevieve will be damned if she’s gonna pay… going to an out-of-network ATM and paying their fee”
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Andrew: “God, Nermal is annoying”
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Andrew: “God, no! Minibars? What!? You don’t touch the minibar!”
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Andrew: Having a good laugh
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Andrew: “Hello, Burbank!”
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Andrew: “Hey, there’s only room for one funny cat in this room”
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Andrew: “I don’t wanna say goodbye to you”
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Andrew: “I’m very insecure about my body, as you know… bo-ody”
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Andrew: “I’ve been erroneously, or somewhat erroneously… actually thinking of Pitbull while you’ve been thinking of the Sugar Hill Gang. That gives you a leg up on this relationship.”
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Andrew: It would be impossible to not think what a co-worker would do while waiting for the underwear to dry
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “What the hell am I even saying here?”
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Andrew: “Yes!!”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants to play a Pitbull song, but Luke doesn’t want to hear it
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Luke: “All I have to do, Andrew, is be in a medically-induced coma for two days a week; and, I’ll lose hundreds of pounds and gains hundreds of confidence”
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Luke: “Although, I will tell you that I was staring longingly at the sauerkraut in the refrigerator”
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Luke: “And… Stu texted me… ‘Am I poonching ya? I don’t mean to poonch ya'”
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Luke: “B-A-N-A-N-A-S”
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Luke: “Cuz, nobody likes a fad diet like I do”
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Luke: “Here’s a public service announcement that I just didn’t think needed really to be offered to the people of the world”
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Luke: “I didn’t get up this morning hoping there’d be a shirtless picture of me on the Internet”
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Luke: “I eat a lot of ranch dressing with my Indian food”
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Luke: “I know. My God in Heaven, man”
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Luke: “It does, sometimes, take some mind-over-mattering”
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Luke: Laughing and saying “Can you imagine… the Mountain rat-rolling?”
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Luke: “My inner Susie Burbank would just say… that’s… that’s just… so wasteful”
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Luke: “OMG”
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Luke: PSA: Do not boil your underwear in hotel tea kettles
Luke: Saying “Me” in a funny manner
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Luke: Snickering
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Luke: “Why didn’t I bring my own airbed?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, this beat is bananas. This beat is bananas? B-A-N-A-N-A-S”
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