Andrew: “Alright. Well, that’s my hot talk for the night.”
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Andrew: “Buckle up, everybody!”
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Andrew: “But I tried to… preemptively boss myself. I think.”
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Andrew: Drawn out “True story”
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Andrew: “Get your grubby hands off my hot dog kite!”
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Andrew: “I am… I am super impressed”
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Andrew: “I don’t know. Linh… you were there, you were documenting the whole thing. Would you say I got at least 26 baskets? Yes! So, I got… So, what’s 26 times two? Cuz, I think they’re two points a shot, right?”
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Andrew: “I feel like I’m the only guy who’s like, ‘They’re all vampires!’ And, nobody says anything because they’re all vampires.”
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Andrew: “I feel really awful. I’m sorry, Carey.”
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Andrew: “I learned that I can’t throw footballs… at all”
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Andrew: “I was questioning people about their last names and what they brought. I really thought I was gonna catch somebody… in a lie of food!”
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Andrew: “‘I’m Joanne. I know everything about pumpkins!'”
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Andrew: “Is that what was happening!?! I thought that we were just playing whiffle ball!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “That’s what they all say” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “Technically, it was a chicken soft burrito… right?”
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Andrew: “They’re tater tots!!!”
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Andrew: “Yes! Thank you. I heard it with my ears!”
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Andrew: “You are a Q!!!”
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Andrew: “You’re missing some gold over here, kids!”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew gets non-faked outraged when he learned that Mexi Fries are just Tater Tots
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew put the “whiff” in “whiffle ball”
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Andrew and Luke: “Anyway, I thought you looked good out there, champ. Thanks.”
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Andrew and Luke: “I gotta hang out with more scientists like you. That’s Scientologists. That’s totally a different thing.”
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Andrew and Luke: “I love this effect! Can we just do this all the time? No. Can we never do it again. It sounds like you had, ‘I had a Barney Rubble with this scism.’ [sic] Okay.”
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Andrew and Luke: “If Luke… swings a whiffle bat in the woods and nobody’s there to see it… who has he impressed? The dark little man who lives inside me… and won’t let me sleep at night.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s drink some Fireball. Alright. This is the part of the show where we drink Fireball.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Now, aren’t you glad the kids aren’t listening!?! Yeah… Because, it’s like… you gotta… view into my messed up whiffle ball world; but, your world be way darker, dude. Way darker.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Ohh (Yeah)”
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Andrew and Luke: “Real question. We’ve gone over this a million times: are you Johnny or Bobo? I’ve no idea. I honestly don’t know. Which one is Luke? (Bobo!) Bobo (Bobo)”
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Andrew and Luke: “Was I supposed to be impressed with your pitching or your batting? Both. They were both very good.”
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Luke: “I had pulled on one of her socks, which was made out of, like, it was like nylons. And, it was just… it was just a, a forest of smashed ankle hair.”
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Luke: “I… I’ve, like, throw you a pitch… and you… fucking it hit over… the entire structure we’re at. And, you’re like, ‘Yeah, I got a part of that one.’ You roped it.”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Nice!”
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Luke: “No! No!!”
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Luke: “That’s a… bunch of junk”
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Luke: “The problem is that, when it was inflated, it looked like a vagina”
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Luke: “We have everything you could imagine here on epithode, [sic] episode two-thousand, four-hundred, fifty-nine in a collector’s series”
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Luke: “What can’t these Maris Farms folks do?”
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Luke: “Why did we do that?”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, you… pitched the ball, like right over the middle, like a perfect pitch… and, I think Linh is taking a photo of it. Thanks, Linh! Do we have a picture of that? Probably. I take… like a titanic swing, and I miss so bad! Again, you’re a Mariners fan. I learned it from watching you, okay?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Are you Johnny or Bobo? Uh, Johnny.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I always say it was two years; but, then, I think it was way less than two years. It felt like a long time to me. Year and a half, maybe? Tops, probably. Somebody probably knows. Linh probably has a website dedicated to this particular timeline. What, what’s that mean? Medium? Okay. Means stop talking about me. (Stop calling him out)”
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Luke and Andrew: “It looks like it might be a hot dog kite. What!!? Get your grubby hands off my hot dog kite!”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke calls a two-year old girl a “gal” and Andrew thinks only people older than 40 should be called a “gal”
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Luke and Andrew: “Still nothing from the children though. No, they don’t care.”
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