Andrew: “I’ll try to make this short. I know this is, like, your classic Walsh story. ‘How are you doing Walsh? Well, it all started in 1976′”
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Andrew: “It was like nine o’clock at night. I’d had like three of these IPAs and I way loopy!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Oh, shoot. What do you call the pokey things on a cactus?”
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Andrew: “Salam!”
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Andrew: Saying “This is just my voice” with an echo/reverb effect
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Andrew: Singing “Doop, doop, doop, doop”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “That sounds like that’d be a pain for me. I feel like I’d have like… droopy, drooly bread… falling out of my mouth, falling into my onion salad.”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Hello, Luke. What do you mean?” with an echo/reverb effect and Luke saying “Oh my God… dang it!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Don’t even get me started on that. (Don’t even get me started!) Don’t even get me started!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Fricking Frizzell found some photo… of some bearded guy who looks like he’s holding his head; and, everybody thinks it’s me, and it’s not. (Ohh. Ohh. Oh. Okay)”
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Andrew and Luke: “That could not be a more Burbankian… Read (Take) on the situation? Read on this situation”
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Luke: “And, they don’t often have enough ads in the queue. So, you will just see the same one ad… every flipping commercial break… for hours and hours at a time”
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Luke: “Do you feel comfortable becoming a part of ‘Hawk Squad’?”
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Luke: “Everybody stop listening if you don’t care about NFL talk right now. Thank you. Talk to you tomorrow.”
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Luke: “God… bless it”
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Luke: “He’s… Andrew ‘Fireball’ Wash, [sic] and he joins us now from the Wallingford neighborhood of Seattle, Washington. Hello, my friend.”
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Luke: “Honey? Where are my onion cutting goggles? (That’s my woife!) Peace!”
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Luke: “I don’t see ash out here in Bellingham; but, it is… foggy as a mofo, or smoky”
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Luke: “I had to reset the sign, everybody. I had to reset the sign we have in the kitchen that says, ‘Welcome to Burbank Springs. It’s been… fill in the blank… number of days since a murdering.’ A murdering by the cat, that is.”
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Luke: “If I am feeling sad, and I need to stuff that hole with some kind of purchase”
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Luke: “Interpreting it through Burbank-colored glasses”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Laughing and saying “That is… You’re just listening, by the way, to two people… losing their minds”
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Luke: “No way!”
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Luke: “Oh, what? You think I suck? You don’t wanna be around me?”
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Luke: “Scalable means… you tell your friends about the show; but, then… when they listen to it, they don’t understand… why you like the show, right? That’s, that’s I think what scalable means.”
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Luke: Singing “An onion is a ball full of lachrymatory factor… also known as LF, it irritates our eyes”
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Luke: Singing “Doctor! Doctor!”
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Luke: Singing “The onion is a ball of”
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Luke: “The dingus”
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Luke: “There’s, there’s a mountain that… effing exploded”
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Luke: “We didn’t fully have a murdering; but, we, we had an event that needs to be noted… on the special sign”
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Luke: “Yo. Get Waze… brother”
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Luke: “Yo. Slow your roll, human-kind.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Are we his large, adult dinguses? I know I am. I can’t speak for you. I’ve already gotten to personal with you today.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, good. It has harpsichord in it. Oh, that’s one of those sentences that’s never been said.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Onions. Onions. Onions. (Onions) Onions. (Onions)”
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Luke and Andrew: “We were just looking at the sun without sunglass on. [sic] We were Trumping it! That means so many things!”
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