Andrew: “Also, though, I gotta say… I’m gonna start putting ice on all of these. Like… drinking ginger beer without an ice cube in it is just an abomination.”
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Andrew: “Am I supposed to spit this out? I don’t wanna get drunk”
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Andrew: “Bat-shit crazy”
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Andrew: “Doop, doop, doop”
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Andrew: “God bless her”
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Andrew: “God… dang it!”
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Andrew: “I could be wrong. Like, we’ve proven many times on the show that my memory is for shit. I’ve had too much Pitch Black Mountain Dew. It’s just rotten. It’s just rotten up there now. But…”
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Andrew: “It has a… bouquet of weak-ass Dr. Pepper?”
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Andrew: “It walked on my pillow!”
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Andrew: “Oh-ho!”
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Andrew: “Oh, I am excited!”
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Andrew: “Oh, we’re tearing down the Wall of Jericho now”
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Andrew: “Tasting it. Mmm… tastes like… kind of tastes like weak-ass Dr. Pepper?”
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Andrew: “When’s that meat gonna be done, Luke?”
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Andrew: “Why am I putting ice cubes in cottage cheese!?!”
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Andrew: “You know that that’s my jam”
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Andrew and Luke: “I can’t remember what I put in there. Is it pretty bad? It tastes like… You’re wincing.”
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Andrew and Luke: “I love me… some grape soda. Mmm… really!?! Oh, you’re right! That’s not grape soda. Oh! That’s the cheese soda. Mmm, cottage! Oh, this is just cottage cheese!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Is this gonna tickle my T-bone? Oh, dear God. I hope not. Just, please wait until I leave before you do that. You’re the one who said it.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, this is a clear one! This is what I call a ‘white wine soda’. Sure. Umm… Oh! Oh, God! This is my… baby”
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Andrew and Luke: “Second question I have for you is… any pumpkin spice (No) involved here? No, pumpkin spice. (Okay)”
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Luke: “Actually, one more little thing… before we officially power out today”
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Luke: “Every once in a while, I’ll tell you, those little audio drops, they just… they just tickle my T-bone”
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Luke: “Frankly, Scarlett, I don’t give a damn if you come down in this sewer!”
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Luke: “Hi, it’s Friday, everybody. Bear with us.”
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Luke: “I rage enough… that, that, that, that, that ups my manliness… across the board”
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Luke: “It was like Toomgis made me a suicide”
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Luke: “It’s hip to split”
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Luke: “Maybe I will. I’ll take a slug off of both of them.”
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Luke: Snickering
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Luke: “We finally found our song!”
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Luke: “You know me… and my… as is been described a lot on this show recently… my, kind of… my, my constant fear that my wife doesn’t think I’m manly enough. Probably, because, I’m not.”
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Luke: “You’re wincing right now. You are actually wincing from what you just drank. What did you do?”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, I don’t think she has a… super overt British accent in ‘Downtown’. I don’t think that England is part of the UK. Oh, God dang it. I was thinking of Mountain Dew… Pitch Perfect”
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Luke and Andrew: “Darn… Durn… Durn… Good… Market”
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Luke and Andrew: “Downtown!! Rust–Rusted!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I drink a ton of diet products; which, is why… my, my physique is so incredible (Mmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m excited about my Music For Your Weekend pick… this week, Andrew. Can we just start with me? We always start with you. That’s fine! You probably don’t even have your song picked out… No, I do.”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s the thing that, if you get sushi… it’s not the wasabi, but it’s something else. Oh, ginger! Of course! That’s exactly right. That’s what the taste is. It’s ginger!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Mackenzie says, ‘Hi Guys! Friday is coming’ Friday is here, Mackenzie. I guess you didn’t get the memo. Try to keep up, Mackenzie. This is getting embarrassing for everybody.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Tin roof!! Rust”
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Luke and Andrew: “What ever kind of Bitches Brew you wanna… Miles Davis over there (Easy)”
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Luke and Andrew: “You… run and get the ice. And, maybe the vodka”
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