The show featured a voicemail of a Ten’s husband telling his side of the poop story that a Ten had left a voicemail about recently. Since the husband’s name was not mentioned on the show, I do not have a name associated to the following clips.
“Do I invite this girl into my… fog of shame?”
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“I was… defecating with a capital ‘D'”
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“These were all bad choices”
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Andrew: “Absolutely! He’s a man of few words. But, those words count. And, so do his actions.”
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Andrew: “Clap me and I’ll clap ya back”
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Andrew: “Does the joke ma… I mean, you… I mean, it kind of makes sense. I think there’s a… never mind. I’m gonna put myself in a position to defending [sic] that joke”
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Andrew: “Hey, don’t be fishing for show titles! This is your first time on TBTL, buddy.”
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Andrew: “I was an idiot on Facebook again. I’m sorry, everybody. I’m just an idiot sometimes.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: Snorting Quietly
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Andrew: “They know of you and you’ve done, like, you’ve been a quote/unquote, celebrity… fill-in-the-blank for them on various things”
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Andrew: “We would just have to tell the boss, ‘You don’t understand, they have popcorn in Anchorage. We have to do a show from there.'”
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Andrew: “Well, I’m glad I went on that journey”
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Andrew: “What’s the… what’s the symbology there?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Again… stop it! (Yeah) That’s our job (Now, you’re just showing off)”
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Andrew and Luke: “If, Kevin Durant is doing this under a nom de plume… By the way, I was the first one to use that word… during the story; which, gives me, I think, three fancy points? Are we still on the (Uh-huh) fancy points system? We are, and you just pulled into the lead, my friend. Congratulations. (Thank you. Three fancy points)”
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Luke: “Helsinki, Finland. Hel-yeah-sinki!”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Singing “Clap me and I’ll clap you back. Clap me and I’ll clap you back”
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Luke: Singing “If you kiss me then I’ll kiss you back. Kiss me and I’ll kiss you back”
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Luke: “The third leg of the Stool of Incompetence… that we sit upon”
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Luke: “Well, coo coo cachoo. He may be the Eggman”
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Luke and Andrew: “What do I do with these feelings!!? (I know)”
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