Clips From TBTL #2483: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And a Happy Trucktober to you!”

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Luke: “And, we got there! We finally got there. Good stuff.”

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Luke: “By the way, this is… rich coming from me”

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Luke: Flat “What?”

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Luke: “How… how did we manage to book the gay dog!? I mean, that is a get!”

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Luke: “I think ‘X’ being in there looks a little naughty to me”

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Luke: “I’m just name-dropping here… Tom Cruise told me once, ‘Never name drop'”

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Luke: “I’m the only one allowed to spoil Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! on a regular basis. That’s my job!”

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Luke: “It is… compulsive grooming gone amoke?”

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Luke: “More rock, less talk”

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Luke: “Peace and love. Peace and love.”

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Luke: “Proto-Alanis Morissette”

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Luke: “Same bat time, same bat channel”

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Luke: Singing “It’s the most truckerful time of the year”

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Luke: Singing “You’re a toe-tapper, hair-twirler, eye-blinker, head-nodder, nail-biter, knuckle-cracker, skin-picker, lip-licker, shoulder-shrugger, chin-stroker”

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Luke: “Sort of Schrödinger’s Browns”

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Luke: “That’s a carbon footprint I can get into”

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Luke: “This is the show of a thousand name drops, okay?”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke: “What about… what about… a color shout? Red, red, red, red! White, white, white, white, white, white, white”

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Luke: “Ya best not be putting your audio recorder where it don’t belong”

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Luke: “Yeah, with… with great, with great bong… comes great bong-sponsibility”

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Luke and Andrew: “Doggam… doggam fathermucker! Bun of sitch! Mother father Chinese dentist!”

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Luke and Andrew: “God, what am I admitting to? Yeah, what are you admitting to?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m Luke Burbank for WXXI, the region’s news leader. We’re gonna get pulled!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke joking about trying to steal a listener’s kids

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Luke and Andrew: Possible Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! show topic and spoilers

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Clips From TBTL #2483: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Ah… I am, like… eighty… four… percent sure that this was, like, a small little spoof in The Simpsons”

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Andrew: “And, I think bad stuff was happening”

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Andrew: “Back to you, Luke”

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Andrew: “Beep. Beep. Beeeeeeep!”

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Andrew: “Hey there, Care Bear! How ya doing?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know who’s in charge of this over there!!”

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Andrew: “It just comes out of me”

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Andrew: “It’s a little patch of something, and it ain’t good!”

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Andrew: “It’s like a little patch of something”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, this is so gross. I can’t believe I’m saying this!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Walsh, we gotta wrap this up, dude!”

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Andrew: “Piped directly into your earballs via headphones”

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Andrew: Playing the noise at the beginning of Bossa Nova Hold Music in a loop

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Andrew: “Sagal can’t tweet these things. Sagal needs to keep his… powder dry”

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Andrew: Saying “I hate to do this” in a tentative, unsure manner

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Andrew: Saying “The Spookiest Hour!” in a spooky manner

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Andrew: Saying “This is for Amy. This is for Erica. This is for Leah and Andy too.” in the rhythm of the Bossa Nova Hold Music noise loop

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Andrew: Saying “Your travel plans” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing “Let’s just burn all our bridges”

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Andrew: “So far, so good”

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Andrew: “That’s bullshit. Throw him in the clink”

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Andrew: “Things are gonna start happening to us now!”

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Andrew: “This is the only time in our recording history I wished I had a bong sound effect. No, you know what? I’m glad I don’t have a… bong sound effect. I would over use it”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna get pulled!!!”

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Andrew: “What are they doing? Why are they doing it? And, how can you stop them?”

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Andrew: “What are you building up to?”

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Andrew: “What do we do? Do we give the donors their money back?”

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Andrew: “What is this, a Ford Focus!?”

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Andrew: “While we’re biting hands that feed us here”

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Andrew: “Whomp, whomp”

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Andrew: “Why would I jump through this hoop?”

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Andrew: “You know how dumb I am?”

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Andrew: “You know what? He’s the Browns of microphone handling. How about that?”

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Andrew: “You tried to crack my knuckles once… like a psycho”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew doesn’t want to fix the extra noise in the Bossa Nova Hold Music song, he wants to rub Luke’s nose in it

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Andrew and Luke: “So sassy! So sassy! (Yeah!) Lotta sass (Yeah)”

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