Andrew: “Feel free to, you know, shake this off”
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Andrew: “Get off the bridge! Get off the bridge!”
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Andrew: “God, it’s a horrible prank!! I’d be dead!!”
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Andrew: “I almost died watching this!”
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Andrew: “I feel like you’re real close to making a Cards Against Zumanity joke”
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Andrew: “I think I’m trying so hard… to not let my brain turn off, that I’m working too hard and saying weird things”
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Andrew: “I was in the gift store… probably looking at the teddy bears”
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Andrew: “I’m not any of those things”
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Andrew: “I’m not okay with this… at all!”
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Andrew: “Just really blowing through nap time, aren’t we?”
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Andrew: “Oh my God!!!”
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Andrew: “…Or the baseball that I just dropped on the ground… that probably made a big racket”
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Andrew: “PC culture… run amoke”
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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh my God”
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Andrew: “Rough and rowdy comedians of yesteryear”
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Andrew: “That is criminal”
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Andrew: “This sounds dumb”
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Andrew: “Why!!? God, why!!?”
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Andrew and Luke: “This doesn’t seem okay to me. This doesn’t seem okay… Wow! Really? Yeah.”
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Luke: Andrew is the longest nicknamed co-host of TBTL
Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: “Don’t get me talking about beans”
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Luke: “Easy, snowflake”
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Luke: “Everything’s coming up Rouse!”
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Luke: “Homeboy is ninety-five, by the way”
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Luke: “I don’t know if I broke her brain… or what”
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Luke: “I just need a remote control to… stir in the Splenda”
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Luke: “In classic… TBTL form, let’s just get right into the Top Stories… forty-five minutes into the program”
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Luke: “Kumail! It’s Luke!”
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Luke: Saying “Let us pray” in a priestly, sing-songy manner
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Luke: “That’s insane!”
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Luke: “This is so specific… and so loud. In fact, too loud and too specific”
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Luke: “Yee-haw”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m trying to send you a GIF, and I don’t know if it’s gonna GIF when it gets to you; or, if it’s just gonna yiff… [ph] or if it’s gonna spiff (Yeah)”
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Luke and Andrew: “This is gonna sound like I’m about to cyberbully you… Oh, no! Within an inch of my life? (To within an inch of your life)”
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???: Saying “Hold up” in a funny manner
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