Clips From TBTL #2496: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “Alright, here we go! You know him. You love him. He’s the Human Microwave! Heat it up, Walsh!”

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Luke: “Burbank’s in town”

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Luke: “Dread Pirate Burbank”

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Luke: “Get out of my head, Simon!”

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Luke: “Heat it up”

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Luke: “Heat it up, Walsh!”

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Luke: “I know that’s a lot of ‘F’s, dude”

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Luke: “Let’s use our noodles here”

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Luke: “Move over, Chance the Rapper!”

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Luke: “New York City!?”

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Luke: Saying “Is it just my De La Soul or will I lose my straw” in a staccato manner

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Luke: “So, here’s the ranking of how much your mouth gets all up on a utensil”

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Luke: “That’s… bananas!”

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Luke: “There he goes guys! The Human Hot Pocket!”

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Luke: “There was a little schmutz on my laptop screen”

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Luke: “They call me the Human Ice Chest!”

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Luke: “This is how, this is how bad my brain is, Walsh”

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Luke: “We are going through a lot of straws, people!”

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Luke: “We’re going to a place called The… Weiner Circle”

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Luke: “Whoo!!”

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Luke: “You know it, baby!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, here we go! You know him. You love him. He’s the Human Microwave! Heat it up, Walsh! I heat it up from the inside out!”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, see, that’s why we make such a good team. You heat it up and I cool it down! (I heat it up, you cool it down)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I am putting a lot of faith, a lot of faith… in the dishwashing… process here at Ding Tai Fung; cuz, this is a… piece of plastic… that I am… sucking on like a teat… of, of ginger and… (Wow, you eat weird)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, I was really all up in them chopstick guts… (Ooh, God. Stop!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve done worse… (Yeah, no…) I’ve done way worse. …that’s, so have I. I’ve done worse today.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This donor of the day thing only works, David, if you send the money in… To Luke”

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Clips From TBTL #2496: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Alright, Walsh, that’s the setup. Now, it’s your turn to heat it up!”

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Andrew: “Don’t make me heat it up on that”

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Andrew: “Don’t put any metal in me; cuz, I’m about to heat it up for one and a half minutes!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Yo, Luke!”

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Andrew: “First of all, put the knife down people… Enough”

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Andrew: “I got a hot dog!”

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Andrew: “I heat it up from the inside out!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “That is the most NPR thing”

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Andrew: “That means, it’s gonna be the Luke Burbank trifecta with Live Wire!, Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!… and the TBTL Spooktacular”

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Andrew: “That’s a weird way of putting it”

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Andrew: “They don’t even know who you are anymore”

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Andrew: “We’re just getting warmed up on Trucktober! It’s only the twenty-fourth”

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Andrew: “Well, that’s exactly why I like to eat rice with a straw”

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Andrew: “You knew I was gonna use that”

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Andrew: “You’d be chasing a fake laser baldness helmet”

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Andrew: “You’re my key to success! You’re my gravy train”

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Andrew and Luke: “Alright, Walsh, that’s the setup. Now, it’s your turn to heat it up! You know it, baby!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants to give a hot take on something and Luke responds with “Heat it up!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you hear that Chicago? (Yeah) I put a ketchup on it; cuz, I’m a big baby! What the hell ever! (Yeah, Chi-city) It was good.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait, no. Mouths… are like… microwaves. You don’t wanna put a mouth in either? Oh, God. (Working on that…) He’s at it again, you guys. That’s the Human Space Heater for ya!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Woot, woot, Ohio! (Yeah)”

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